Sherdoggers into black magic: who do I have to sacrifice for Cejudo to win ?

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by Psychedelic, Aug 4, 2018.

  1. Psychedelic

    Psychedelic Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2012
    Messages:
    10,085
    Likes Received:
    26,267
    Location:
    Beirut, Lebanon
    It seems like Demetrious Johnson's idea of being a champion revolves around fighting Henry Cejudo, Chris Cariaso, Wilson Reis, and Tim Elliott over and over again.

    He is pre-emptively ducking TJ by saying that "the fight is dead", and has been ducking Cody for a while.

    I have decided to dabble in witchcraft and black magic to boost Henry's choices of winning and get us rid of the Duck Tyrant of the Flyweight divison.

    Sherbros who are into that kind of thing: what exactly do I need to do, so that Cejudo wins ?

    Thanks in advance
     
    Couch Ninja likes this.
  2. Sapp

    Sapp Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2017
    Messages:
    12,050
    Likes Received:
    47,764
    The magic secret is that you have to send me money.
     
  3. TallGHunter

    TallGHunter Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2014
    Messages:
    2,720
    Likes Received:
    1,222
    DJ. You have to sacrifice DJ for Henry to win. I like Henry, he's a really nice guy, but he's too far behind to catch DJ imo.
     
  4. MescalineDreams

    MescalineDreams Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2016
    Messages:
    19,330
    Likes Received:
    33,141
    Location:
    Westside
  5. gono btw

    gono btw Rounds...

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2018
    Messages:
    10,659
    Likes Received:
    14,983
    james.gif
     
    MMAcolyte, Dingaling and BlackPanther like this.
  6. BlackPanther

    BlackPanther קℓล†เиµм вэℓ†

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2016
    Messages:
    3,764
    Likes Received:
    7,603
    Location:
    Platinum Nation's Capital (日本)
    I have a feel that Henry will shock the world.
     
    YOLOGOGOPLATA and ShadySpektor like this.
  7. Jon's Drug Dealer

    Jon's Drug Dealer Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2017
    Messages:
    4,585
    Likes Received:
    13,880
    Autofellatio, followed by a rain dance.
     
    Couch Ninja likes this.
  8. LouisBolanos

    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2014
    Messages:
    28,695
    Likes Received:
    118,079
    Location:
    Lake Jackson
    If you can post porn and not get dubs or bans Cejudo will win.

    Make it tentacle porn and Cejudo wins by finish in the first.

    <DCWhoa>:meow:<{danayeah}><209Bitch>
     
  9. WildBoyDan

    WildBoyDan We are here for a good time not a long time.

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2016
    Messages:
    1,217
    Likes Received:
    1,371
    Ive put £100 on a cejudo and grabrandt double to win at +900%.

    Thought it was worth a small bet. Ive just got a feeling cejudo might pull off a shock.

    I never win these bets when i bet on the underdogs though. So if you are planning on betting. Put your house on MM and TJ. Haha
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2018
  10. welcometohavoc

    welcometohavoc Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2007
    Messages:
    18,650
    Likes Received:
    18,791
    Location:
    Maryland
    Hilarious you say that considering TJ has only beaten Barao and Joe Soto as champion.

    It boggles my mind that people give so much praise to TJ while shitting on DJ
     
    YOLOGOGOPLATA and Breaking like this.
  11. Breaking

    Breaking One shall stand, and one shall fall.

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2015
    Messages:
    5,392
    Likes Received:
    19,853
    I think that you’ll need brown magic...
     
    WeedLordBonerHitler likes this.
  12. billharford

    billharford 181 Likes

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2013
    Messages:
    6,590
    Likes Received:
    19,634
    You have to sacrifice 1 million children. So just jack off once and that should cover it
     
    YOLOGOGOPLATA likes this.
  13. in the liver

    in the liver Aspirin Belt Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2014
    Messages:
    18,780
    Likes Received:
    35,946

    sheath joe rogan inside the length of colon removed from brock lesnar. sear it with your ufc brander and insert the meat length into arianny celeste. send her into the jail cell of war machine, holding a taco, and it will be done
     
    Fungoose and RetiredSlave like this.
  14. dmoneyhomeslice

    dmoneyhomeslice Orange Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2016
    Messages:
    431
    Likes Received:
    609
    It’s a chicken fool
     
    LouisBolanos and Dbreiden83080 like this.
  15. Dbreiden83080

    Dbreiden83080 Danger Zone

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2007
    Messages:
    31,627
    Likes Received:
    23,133
    Location:
    Bluffton, SC
     
  16. Deus Ex Machina

    Deus Ex Machina Look at that neck bitch

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2016
    Messages:
    580
    Likes Received:
    619
    I'd suggest sacrificing david blaine, thats how much magic neefd to be released t9 allow this to happen
     
    dmoneyhomeslice likes this.
  17. Jackonfire

    Jackonfire Senior Modulator Staff Member Senior Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2009
    Messages:
    46,809
    Likes Received:
    75,599
    Location:
    The Mother Ship
    via armbar.
     
    LouisBolanos likes this.
  18. bonanza comer

    bonanza comer Blue Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2006
    Messages:
    618
    Likes Received:
    319
    Location:
    west part of texas
    If TS was serious he'd have spelled it magick.
     
    YOLOGOGOPLATA and Jackonfire like this.
  19. ScarfaceJr

    ScarfaceJr All praise honor & glory to the most High

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2014
    Messages:
    8,189
    Likes Received:
    13,949
    You need hair from DJ's bald head.


    <OKC16>
     
  20. Jackonfire

    Jackonfire Senior Modulator Staff Member Senior Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2009
    Messages:
    46,809
    Likes Received:
    75,599
    Location:
    The Mother Ship
    Pray to the goddess Invicta

    [​IMG]
     
    LouisBolanos likes this.

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.