Sherdogger breaks into pizza shop, then makes pineapple pizza before robbing it

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  1. Rhood Gold Belt

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    Police: Thief cooked pizza during restaurant burglary


    A thief took up a downtown Fullerton pizzeria’s offer to build your own pie right in the middle of burglarizing the restaurant, police said.
    Security footage recorded Sunday, Nov. 8 shows a man who broke into Big Slice Pizza slip on a pair of gloves before tossing a lump of dough in the restaurant’s kitchen. The suspect topped and baked the pizza while emptying the business’s cash drawers and lifting several tablets, police said. He then fled in the restaurant’s delivery car.

    Police identified the man in the video as Oscar Alexander Sanchez, 25. He was arrested Wednesday, Nov. 11, Fullerton Police Cpl. Billy Phu said. Prosecutors charged him Friday, Nov. 13, on suspicion of grand theft, grand theft auto, second degree burglary, the possession of burglary tools and other crimes, according to court records.
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  2. zapataxiv Red Belt

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    what are mandatory minimums for eating pineapple pizza
     
  3. hohner Titanium Belt

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    You get made someone's prison bitch for that iirc
     
  4. Jkillah Green Belt

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    IMO should be worse than the sentencing he got for the other crimes comitted.
     
  5. Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Hope he goes away for a long time for making pineapple pizza.
     
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  6. C-H-L Cool Hand (Just the Flu)ke

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    Pineapple pizza? Deserves the death penalty imo.
     
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  7. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    I actually like pineapple on pizza and I'm not just trying to stir shit up
     
  8. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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  9. Badger67 Taxidea taxus

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    A vendetta for life against the stunad.
     
  10. Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I believe you, after that banana pizza thread it's a no brainer that you would also like pineapple pizza.

    <{fry}>
     
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  11. RoyalTS Green Belt

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    Same here, Chicken, pineapple and curry can work pretty well.
     
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  12. Arqueto Luminous beings are we.....not this crude matter

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    Me too. Ham and pineapple with jalapenos.
     
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  13. Sakurabaism Black Belt

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    Reminds me of Chappelle's bit about the Sperm Bandit
     
  14. zapataxiv Red Belt

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    In legal terms i think it is referred to as “the headshot”

    Its one of those crimes though thats so wrong its hard to find a unbiased jury.
     
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  15. EnforcementDroidSeries209 Excellence of execution belt Platinum Member

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    Death, probably.
     
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  16. Jack&Cat Green Belt

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    I have a buddy from Brooklyn who gets legit upset at even the mention of pineapple on pizza lol. Apparently, that’s against some kind of New York pizza eating code.

    He told me that fruit doesn’t belong on pizza. When I asked him about tomato, he looked at me like I was high and said “That’s a fucking vegetable, Bro.”

    I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard.
     
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  17. lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    I hope you go away for a long time
     
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  18. wlu.29 Red Belt

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    Pineapple team #1
     
  19. Oxycodone Green Belt

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    Pineapple is great on pizza. I’ve heard the same for banana, though I’ve never personally tried it.
     
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