live note style review
- Farmer destroys acres and acres of his own crops and almost kills family to chase a drone (he just happens to be carrying a drone-hacking/piloting laptop on him (yet he doesn't carry a spare tire)
- Wait, there's no armies in this world... seriously. that's the most bizarre and far-fetched sci-fi prediction (for the future) of all time, by far.
- The schools are teaching that Apollo missions are fake, when they're not. You know public schools and their conspiracy theories, good call Nolan.
- Mumble mumble, something about apllo missions and his wife, what is he saying. I have no idea, honestly.
- This poor mans Rick Grimes (while drunk) impression isn't working for me, they should've named his daughter Carlotta. Would;ve been funny to hear him say Carlotta in his anguished Rick Grimes voice
- Cooper is always out of breath, even when sitting down, why? He's a farmer / former air force pilot, not a heavy-smoking couch potato .
- I thought farmers worked hard, no one on this farmstead is working.
- The daughter sure has a lot of books for a 9 year old, who they never show reading.
- "6 billion people trying to have it all", the grandfather describing why the food shortage happened. Finally something with a little meat to it. But lol, they basically blame the Chinese for the food-shortage.
- Dad tells daughter she's insane for thinking there are ghosts trying to communicate with her
- In the next scene, the same Dad receives coordinates written in dust, supplied by gravity/magnetics and decides the communication is extremely important, seems consistent
- Dad drives the daughter all night, through the desert and then decides to break into a chained and fenced compound to follow these dust coordinates, seems logical right?
- Ends up being Area 52 (basically) but without signs or guards or anything
- The head of NASA comes to greet him at the gate
- Talking tough to a robot... badass
- They invite him in (even though they don't know each other and he's a farmer with his daughter driving through the desert at night with mystery coordinates he got from gravity) and proceed to tell him all sorts of confidential information and give him a tour of the place, cool story bro.
- So NASA has a top-secret last-ditch attempt to save the human race, and it's leaving tomorrow, but it still needs a pilot. Man, I know they had budget cuts, but talk about dropping the ball.
- "You're one of the best pilots", what is this, Top Gun?
- Autopilot can't compete with the brilliance of Cooper, the out-of-breath, conspiracy theorist, gravity worshipping nutter.
- Instead of training for the mission he's allowed to drive his daughter home, sleep, say goodbye and drive back.
- No mental evaluation or physical testing is done to ensure this man is suitable as a candidate for the most important mission of all time. Not to mention he might be one of 5 humans to survive period.
- Cold blooded to leave his daughter, her brother lived to troll her, no mom or grandma around, and the grandad is a grumpy old fart. He has no idea how long he'll be.
- Does he really think time on earth stands still when he leaves the solar system? Talk about a god complex. Time is a measurement. It doesn't slow down when others go elsewhere. You just age slower in space, depending on gravity/pressure and shit.
- Wait, there's other astronauts, none of them are pilots? All the moon mission astronauts were pilots, NASA recruits from the air force.
- NASA is still using the same Saturn V5 rocket designed by the Nazi's today. Where'd they get this super shuttle in the movie from?
- So the air force uses these same space shuttles, or when did Cooper learn to fly this thing, not all planes and space shuttles have the same controls. Armies must've been dismantled recently.
- You know how big the US military budget is? It's enough to feed the entire world steak 365 days a year lol. No army = no food shortages, they can genetically modify dust-resistant plants or grow them in greenhouses.
- Tards is cool, or whatever the Robot is called.
- NASA's plan is to repopulate some distant world with test-tube babies, not billionaires and politicians. Ha, not buying it Hollywood.
- Wormhole was cool, I expected more, but I'm not sure what more...
- And now as if I'm not mentally frustrated enough already, I'm presented with quite the conundrum. Cooper should've asked for more details. 4 years an hour is a long time, but it's a dumb conundrum, there's a tongue-twister for ya. What were they expecting to find, what info was on that satellite? The word was a giant wave, they didn't need to waste 4 years to figure that out, they could tell that from earth, with current technology.
- There are certain universal laws, such as waves and the ripple effect they cause. You don't get 500 foot tall waves in the middle of calm waters, and then again an hour later, the smaller waves would crash on endlessly. Maybe I'm being too picky, but this is a story about travelling through a wormhole to look for new habitats for humanity. Some scientific credibility isn't too much to ask for.
- They wasted 24 years learning nothing, and that was the efficient plan. the one decided upon by Cooper, the nutter farmer, who appears to be in charge of the mission now. Those budget cuts at NASA...
- That dude deserves to die for sitting there watching the wave coming instead of getting in the damn ship. These were really the best people they could find to save humanity.
- Hathaway is good
- McConaughey sucks, apart from the one scene where he watches the videos from home. That was a great scene, very powerful, but too little too late.
- Son showed a real physical photograph of his girlfriend to Dad. Kodak will be glad to know film cameras are making a comeback in the future.
- Hidden Figures style scene where daughter stares at blackboard then solves complex equation that no one else at NASA can. Well at least the scene didn't last two hours this time.
- "Love is the one thing that transcends time and space" … not including everything else, besides time and space. Nolan level philosophy right there.
- Coughing kid we've never seen before with dramatic music. Yawn, don't care everyone is dying, and the last hope for humanity is more worried about saying goodbye to his daughter than saving mankind. Great choice NASA, really well done. Guess Nolan missed all the news stories about the very intelligent people lining up to take a one way ticket to Mars.
- We can (and likely will) colonize Mars, they can turn it back into a planet with an actual atmosphere like earths, in about 100 years. There is no need to go on some crazy wormhole mission to a far off land like depicted in this movie. They could send a rover to do it.
- When Matt Damon tells them all that the people on earth are gonna choke, Cooper is genuinely surprised and upset... Michael Caine told him this before he even decided to go. He knew his daughter was dead, he was trying to save humanity. Seriously, who goes on a mission like that without even paying attention to the NASA guy telling him about it. Considering that, he clearly doesn't care about his daughter much, so the whole "I have to get home to see my daughter" thing seems totally un-genuine.
- The daughter working for NASA freaks out when she finds out.. What did she think NASA was going to ship everyone from earth off through the wormhole to this new land. Come on now.
- Actually WTF, wormhole or not, it would still take them decades to get there, at least.
- And Hathaway is clueless and naïve too. Great choices to save humanity NASA... Matt Damon was the only one of them who wanted to save mankind.
- Wait, why did the son punch Doctor Eric from that 70's show? More empty fake drama, yawn.
- Why did Romilly blow himself up? I don't get that. Because he had the wrong conditions from Damon?
- The love of one person is more important than Humanity as a whole... this seems to be a theme in Bullitt68 movies. A very Hollywood theme, and one that I personally think is bad for humanity.
The movie starts to get meaningful and artsy here, or attempts to, but honestly my brain is numb from the madness of the premise. I don't even care anymore.
Chris Nolan is a terrible story-teller. The story of the battle of Dunkirk is very interesting, and he managed to make it a story about ships being blown up at sea, just like the myriad of other sea battle movies from his childhood. He's like a more mature version of Michael Bay, meets whoever does the casting for the walking dead. Like Dunkirk, Interstellar is another example of very poor story-telling.