Sherdog Dictionary

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  1. logicthepoet

    logicthepoet Green Belt

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    For all newcomers, to further your understanding of sherdogese, the official language of sherdoggians

    OVERRATED- won 10 fights in a row, lost one, fighter is now and always has been a bum

    DUCKING FIGHTS- fighter I hate, isn't fighting the fighter I want him to fight.

    G.O.A.T- OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fedor posted a picture of himself in a man-thong, eating roasted duck!!!!!!!!!

    TROLLING- any douche bag action or statement fighters I like makes/does,I mean... come on guys can't you see he's joking. You must not understand satire

    ASSHOLE: anything Jon Jones does

    DESTROYED: fighter lost one close round

    ROBBED: fighter I love lost a close fight, by one point, to a fighter I despise

    IS NORMAL: means anything and everything depending on the circumstances, one of the few words in the entire lexicon of human language that fits any circumstance, but that of course... Is Normal.

    WORST REF EVER: made a questionable call once

    WRESTLEFUCKED: grappled someone who doesnt know how to stand-up for more than 34 seconds.

    WHITE KNIGHTING: refusing to agree with the idea that certain human beings are evil and must be stopped for the good of MMA (only applicable to situations involving Dana White, Ronda Rousy or Jon Jones)

    MMA: UFC

    UFC: MMA

    DANA WHITE (Uncle Dana, DW)- promoter who gets shitted on for promoting fights. Has helped bring MMA from almost illegal obscurity to one of the fastest growing sports in the last 15 years, yet....somehow "doesn't know what he's doing"

    FLYWEIGHTS/BANTAMWEIGHTS: guys that are wayyyy smaller than me, that could still kick my ass ...easily, any day of the week, the knowledge of which breeds envy and hate deep down in the cockles of my heart.

    SHAEL: a type of rock that is extremely adept at camouflaging itself. In reality not a rock at all, but rather a soft spongy type of material that emits humorous sounds that distracts people from it's overall squishyness

    BAD STOPPAGE: fighter was still breathing and blinking, therefor he was clearly defending himself, LET THEM BANG BRO

    SHERDOG: the MMA version of /b
     
  2. RoryFan

    RoryFan Wears Hats

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    What's a /b?
     
  3. taedium

    taedium The implication

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    You can add "Anderson Silva: Cancrusher, apparently"
     
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    thefaintjoy Brown Belt

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    It's all pretty true.
     
  5. Taric

    Taric Gold Belt

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    War
     
  6. ObiWanSymbian

    ObiWanSymbian White Belt

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    Great. Thanks.
     
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    Talon81 Brown Belt

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    pretty awful, really. Both terribly written and very biased, coupled with feelings of self-importance.
     
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    j18lee Brown Belt

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    Almost never hear Jones called an Asshole, not sure where you got that from.

    But cocky? Yes, kawk guy so much kawk.

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    p4p503error** White Belt

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    Forum IQ is like the IQ of a crowded place 2 seconds after panic.
     
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    kashmir #1 bullshit belt

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    Unbreakabull Brown Belt

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    damn, I was smiling when I came into the thread but I'm stumbling out of it with a frown and a possible assault charge
     
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    Talon81 Brown Belt

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    Every GOAT will eventually be a can crusher. All of their opponents and biggest wins will eventually cease to be impressive because they are no longer in the top 10. It really doesn't matter what kind of streak they are on when they compete against the GOATs
     
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    Azathoth Blue Belt

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    PabloMEX Resident Bang Bro

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    100% accurate with this one. 98% of the shertards would get creased up by a bantam/flyweight fighter.
     
  16. DhakaMMA

    DhakaMMA Purple Belt

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    DUMBASS - This thread, this TS.
     
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    LikeItIs Red Belt

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    Some valid, some not so valid.
     
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    tenniswhiz Steel Belt

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    A few more terms I need to learn:

    Puncher's chance

    World class

    Blueprint

    Pound for Pound
     
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    logicthepoet Green Belt

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    this one actually made me laugh. well played.
     

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