Sherdog 100 Years Ago (Hypothetical Inside!)

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  1. RighteousWar

    RighteousWar @JesusFreak Banned

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    Let's just say that this forum was available to mankind 100 years ago...

    Do you believe 99% of the threads created then would end up in shouting matches, pissing contests, etc., as they do now?
     
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    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    So we'd be sherdogging from the trenches of the western front in France?
     
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    The words "egads, Crivvens, and onanism" would be used more frequently. Otherwise it would be entirely identical.
     
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    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    War room would be a bit different:
    -SJWs would be for other white ethnicities: Irish, Italian, Jewish
    -mega threads on jack the ripper
    -conspiracy theories on euro immigration
    -more conservative posters
    -religious sub forum
    -IRA folks/supporters would be called: the potatoes of peace
    -feminist megathreads spearheaded by Devout Pessimist/Atheist

    Mayberry threads would be stuff like:
    -Rate this ankle out of 10
    -Flapper slut offered to show me her ankles at work down at the factory docks
    -any alcohol drinkers here, GTFIN
    -feminist jokes as usual
    aka:
    poster1: tell me a funny joke
    poster2: women's rights

    training discussion would be the same
    -dissing TMAs

    the heavies would involve discussions with Jack Dempsey, Jack Johnston, etc

    jokes would be
    -touch em with the fishhook
    -fill the room with bowler hats
    -wife gave me a great gatsby novel
     
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    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    The War Room would be calling for the reinstatement of slavery and everyone would want to build a wall between America and Italy.
     
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    "Jack Johnson is an arrogant criminal; hope they throw the book at him."

    "Irish immigrants are terrorists; secretly controlled by teh Jews."

    "The Earth is flat, and I will explain you why."
     
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    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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  15. Sherdog definitely existed 100 years ago. It was just a crowded room back then where people bet on other people who would punched each other in the face.
     
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    Marquess of Queensbury > London prize ring rules, etc.

    I get the feeling every thread would've turn into a debate about religion, class war, or politics.

    Mayberry would be full of "I want to kill my boss" threads
     
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    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    No, they would duels to the death.

    Therefore no need for Mods to ban anyone.

    Self-solving problem FTW.
     
  18. trolololol

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    Brethren, dost thou even hoist?
     
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    JUST BLEED wouldn't be a religion, but life as normal.

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  20. RighteousWar

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    Did any of you dolts read the OP?

    It asked if you believe all the threads would end in arguments, like they do now.
     

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