Seriously speaking, who do you think would win between Joe Rogan and CM punk?

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  1. KOfinger

    KOfinger Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Do you think Joe can keep it standing and beat CM punk on the feet?
     
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    USADA def. Joe Rogan (blood and urine test)
     
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    Clippy Losenges choke ya out brah

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  4. Artimus Lange

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    why would Rogan need to keep is standing he is legit on the ground he has a BJJ Black Belt, and is a kettle bell machine
     
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    Wouldn't even be close. Joe is on the juice, has a BJJ black belt and a relatively extensive background in which he competed in Kickboxing and Tae Kwon Do.

    CM Punk has a background in stomping his foot on the ground while fake punching people.
     
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    Give Joe the USADA exemption ala Lesnar, then its Joe Rogan by Round 1 submission.
     
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    No Mas McGee Banned Banned

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    i see more wasteland threads from you everyday
     
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    Rogan by whatever he wants. The fight ends in under a minute.
     
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    Why is this a topic of conversation
     
  11. Slapchoppin

    Slapchoppin Brown Belt

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    Punks pretty strong for a lanky piece of shit

    if his sub defense is good enough he can probably just lay on top of Joe the whole time

    he's also over a head taller than Joe so that would be funny to see
     
  12. Come on man, Joe's a black belt in JiuJitsu and Taekwondo, he was a full contact champion in Taekwondo. Of course Joe would be the favorite, USADA or not.
     
  13. Th3Sav4ge

    Th3Sav4ge "What the fuck is happening!?"

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    luuuuke, you lanky piece of shit
     
  14. MMAProfessional

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    Rogan would smash him. He's done MMA his whole life and is a black belt in two disciplines. How is this even a comparison? I see Rogan spinning back kick to CM's gut for the finish within a minute. That's a fight that could headline a PPV though and I would expect them both to make over 1mill
     
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    What makes you think Punk with 2 years max experience in BJJ would be able to takedown let alone survive on the ground if he did? WWE wrestling doesn't translate to real wrestling ya know.
     
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    I'm thinking of Rogan doing the announcements at his weigh in and being mic'd up for the commentary during the fight and interviewing himself in the cage after the fight.
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