Sensei Seagal-Sama teaching/dominating some noobs

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  1. Killer ofTrolls

    Killer ofTrolls Green Belt

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    At 3:40-4:00 He owns this kid named Sally with a high pitched voice:

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    I think this is that Karate kid remake, although I expected Will's son to be black, and Jakie \ has let himself go.
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    The noobs denied ever being taught the deadly techniques such as the "invisible kick" and the "boom paw" that sensei decided to share with them.

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    Even though they already admitted he taught those moves, so they lied shamlessly:
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  2. sadclown

    sadclown Banned Banned

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    He should get in the cage with chris and avenge his students.
     
  3. ShoopNazi

    ShoopNazi Purple Belt

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    this should be in every seagull thread.
     
  4. ib313

    ib313 Imagine a Dystopian UFC

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    I believe Judo Gene
     
  5. loisestrad

    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    I'm a bit out of the loop regarding this, and for that I apologize. But what's the reason that Seagal is getting this attention all of a sudden? It's been silent around him for quite a few months, and now he's...back? Why?
     
  6. Grijswaarde

    Grijswaarde Black Belt

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    Steven Seagal is a weird phenomenom... really... why does he get so much respect from fighters in general? Basically every top ten UFC fighter from the last five years is way better than Steven in fighting... true that.
     
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    Grijswaarde Black Belt

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    Beat me to it lol
     
  8. ShoopNazi

    ShoopNazi Purple Belt

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    that's part of his mystique.
    and then before you know it...


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  9. Lacet

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    Didn't know his name was Seagak-Sama
     
  10. Lacet

    Lacet Green Belt

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    Didn't he help Cormier in his camp?
     
  11. Dontfight

    Dontfight Purple Belt

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    Not sure if Segal is a FIGHTER but he sure knows some techniques that others dont, so why not learn.
     
  12. uppercutbus

    uppercutbus Red Belt

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    3rd worlders think he is still relevant in Hollywood since their media is backwards and they still use VHS and Seagal '90 flicks.
     
  13. coolbreezer

    coolbreezer White Belt

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    Either you like him or you don,t people can debate about his martial arts skills all they want ..i,m pretty sure he knows a thing or 2 about fighting !

    No he is not a pro fighter but do you need to be a pro fighter to have knowledge about martial arts NO not every good coach instructor is a fighter him self ..

    people can debate about aikido all they want say it does not work ectra ectra maybe they are right ...i never practiced it before but in my opinion it.s to technical and to difficult a lock or submission is better of done as low as possible not high in the air ..

    But hey for some it works for some it does not maybe if you are tall aikido is good match for you ..

    Seagal is not a fighter and he is no bruce lee (lol) but he knows his stuff im pretty sure that in the time being he has learned more than just aikido !

    Like the moves he shows in the vids above nothing special about it and it,s not aikido i have seen American Kenpo instructors do the same techniques and that finger under the nose stuff messes up most people :)

    It,s a pretty sneeky move to do and it works on most persons
     
  14. Yari

    Yari ななせまる

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    Yes, the Sensei has come in to help DC. It has been said that Jones disrespected the Master after he had previously acknowledged him as his son. This form of betrayal was not taken lightly and he is now teaching Daniel-san an arsenal of devastating moves.
     
  15. NoContest

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    It's et cetera. I don't know why people say this and it pisses me off. Like people who say high archy instead of hierarchy.
     
  16. Unicorn Princes

    Unicorn Princes Banned Banned

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    I don't know why everyone's talking crap, I bet most of this stuff would actually work

    in movies
     
  17. PorkPiePusher

    PorkPiePusher Loro Piana cashmere belt

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    Gene still makes him crap his pants IMO.
     
  18. blastar

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    Because Steven Seagal took the airplane to Daniel Cormier to teach him 3 things and Seagal believes Cormier will finish Jones with one of them. Cormier is open to the idea of working with Seagal, his actual coaches are like wtf, but Cormier's mom loves Seagal so yea. Cormier believes steven is doing this because Jones disrespected the Sensei in the past. Sensei retreated into the woods to perfect the techniques that will take out the greatest pound for pound fighter on the planet and now he is ready to teach them to his disciple: the Olympian Daniel Cormier. His plane was rescheduled though, but he should've gotten to Cormier by now.
     
  19. Yari

    Yari ななせまる

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    You are well informed! As you can see in this picture, the Sensei has arrived and showcased techniques, as well as disciplined Luke Rockhold.
     
  20. genecop

    genecop Red Belt

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    One of my third grade teachers used to tweak my fingers like that...
     

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