Sensei Seagal Appointed Russian Goodwill Ambassador to US

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  1. Orgasmo

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    Putin is harsh trolling Murica.
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45074380
     
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    Sensei is a man who has conquered everything he's ever tried to do. Expert Martial Artist, Blockbuster Star, Television Star, Musician, MMA coach to the elite MMA community, and now politician.

    He's a dreamer, how could you hate him for it?
     
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    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    So you could say he has A License to Kill...
     
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    TheGZA Excellent! But not good.

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    I'll bring you good will, Senator Trent. To the blood bank.
     
  6. TheGZA

    TheGZA Excellent! But not good.

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    Double Post. :(
     
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    This is probably the greatest news I've heard in a while
     
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    Fawlty a fond farewell

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    I'd like to scan Kelly Lebrock's brain to find out if she has the decades of facepalming damage that I suspect she has.
     
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    And a police officer too....
     
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  10. uncommon

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    seagal believes in hadouken type martial arts though. lost alot of respect on him with this one
     
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  11. Rematch

    Rematch Female oil checking = AWESOMENESS!!!!!

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    Steven Segal is not of this universe. Had this been any other with his personality and life choices midway through...
     
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    Maybe not decades for Katherine Heigl, but
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Rematch

    Rematch Female oil checking = AWESOMENESS!!!!!

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    Katherine Heigl has huge hands
     
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    Gandhi War Room Deep State Platinum Member

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    The Donald he jaloose of those man hands.....
     
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  16. Rematch

    Rematch Female oil checking = AWESOMENESS!!!!!

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    There are shooting guards that are jaloose of those hands.
     
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  17. Rematch

    Rematch Female oil checking = AWESOMENESS!!!!!

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    *Double post
     
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    Rematch Female oil checking = AWESOMENESS!!!!!

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    There are shooting guards that are jaloose of those hands.
     
  19. glenwo2

    glenwo2 Twisted Glen

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    Well at least he knows where a woman's tits are located.
     
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  20. M3t4tr0n

    M3t4tr0n Sheriff of Sherfront

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    Shit tier ambassador for a shithole country. He is known for being a douche and keeping sex slaves and also for shitting his pants.

    Seagal was punked at a party by Van Damme in front of everyone and ran away too.
     
  21. glenwo2

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    Well at least he knows where a woman's tits are located.
     
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