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  1. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    There's a pimple-like structure on my back that's been there for at least fifteen years.

    My ex, an RN, used to love to pop it, as women often do, they're fascinated by zits and things like zits.

    So she tells me it's a sebaceous cyst. Dead cells wad up in there and eventually it busts, and what's inside smells like rank cheese.

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  2. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Then eat it.
     
  3. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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  4. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Good stuff

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  6. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Wow, that's voluminous.
     
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    Thing is, there will be doggers that will read this and say "Oh, that's what that thing is."
     
  8. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Yeah but you have a name.
     
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    I had to have one on my back cut out. it was damn near the size of a golf ball. The nurse put it in a jar and then took it to the dr's lounge to show them all because she was amazed by the size of it.
     
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    Yikes.
    Mine is pretty small, in the spot I can't reach no matter how I twist my Hulk Hogan arms.

    But it's a producer. Nothing at all like that gif though, damn
     
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    Sabaceous Cyst....ha
     
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    r/popping
     
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    Man, I had a cyst (about the size of a pea, but not particularly raised/noticeable, unless you felt it under the skin) at the corner of my jaw line for about 1yr. I kept forgetting about it, and suddenly one day (about 2wks before a wedding I was going to) it got infected and grew massive - the entire area around it was swollen/inflamed so it looked like I had mumps or something on one side of my face.

    I had antibiotics for it but all that seemed to happen was every day (1wk course) it was bigger, more swollen/painful, and the area was redder. The course of tablets ended about 2days before the wedding and on the first day the pills stopped, it just 'went'. It seemed to have imploded or something - the lump was no longer there but if you felt the area enough you could feel something like an empty sack or bag, flattened under the skin. It then just dissolved.

    Luckily I didn't look like a mutant for the wedding but it was pretty savage.
     
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    I don't think you can just pop them. You have to lance them and squeeze out all that shit including the sac or it'll come back. I have a couple on my head but they don't bother me and aren't noticeable so I'm not doing that shit
     
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    What's its name?
     
  19. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Yah, my doc said it wasn't a big deal and I could have it removed if I wanted but I'll just live with it.

    I've had it longer than my last wife
     
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