Seasonal flu question

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  1. tonil

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    Where is the flu when it's not the season for flu ?
     
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    Birds and Pigs live with it then it slightly mutates each year just enough to get past your immune system
     
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    My understanding is that there isn't a flu season for those that live near the equator. The sun is always over head there.

    I've read when the sun is overhead the less likely one is to catch a cold.

    When the sun doesn't rise high in the sky as happens in winter time is when the flu season begins.

    As some have said, if your shadow is longer than your height around noon, then you are in flu season.
     
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