Sean Woodson’s body disturbs me.

[MigitAs]

There’s something just fucking off with his proportions; I haven’t seen anyone built like this outside of the goblin in Aphex Twin’s “Come to Daddy” video.

EA just added him to the game so they threw up a full screen pic of him and I almost threw up in my mouth.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

There’s something just fucking off with his proportions; I haven’t seen anyone built like this outside of the goblin in Aphex Twin’s “Come to Daddy” video.

EA just added him to the game so they threw up a full screen pic of him and I almost threw up in my mouth.

Here's something gory to distract you from your sus obsession with Sean Woodson's body

Spoiler

 

[Rorschachxx]

Professional MMA-fighters really have a monopoly over shit tattoos.

Who gets a cityscape tattooed on their belly with "Born Ready" in some shitty font arched over it and a random Dollar-Sign sandwiched in-between?

Impressive.

 

[Legendary]

He picked the right profession

 

[TITS]

6'3" featherweight, fucking ridiculous. Should be a WW.

 

[HerpDerp]

Definite uncanny valley vibes.

 

[Hymen Crusher]

His left side is bigger then his right probably 1 short leg. Fucking freak

 

[DougieJones]

There’s something just fucking off with his proportions; I haven’t seen anyone built like this outside of the goblin in Aphex Twin’s “Come to Daddy” video.

EA just added him to the game so they threw up a full screen pic of him and I almost threw up in my mouth.

Rubber Woodson

EDIT: Deleted video had NSFW moment I missed... don't wanna get banned plz

 

[RockyLockridge]

He looks ai generated kinda like Karl Anthony towns. Long legs short torso kinda built like a woman

 

[HerpDerp]

Sean should take it even further and go full bizarro mode by adopting the Junior Albini diaper attire.

 

[xhaydenx]

It's like a ball being supported by sticks that look barely strong enough to handle the weight.

 

[MigitAs]

Definite uncanny valley vibes.

This is a better picture.

It’s like he’s the human equivalent of a fucking notdeer or
Some shit.

 

[cheesus]

I raise you this guy

 

[HerpDerp]

I raise you this guy
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Ah yes, Cody "The Human Pez Dispenser" Bollinger.

Only a true connoisseur would remember.

 

[italiamusica]

I've always thought the same thing. I think someone posted a while back that he used to be really overweight, and maybe that kind of changed the way his body grew over time?

 

[TRYHARD 2001]

I've always thought the same thing. I think someone posted a while back that he used to be really overweight, and maybe that kind of changed the way his body grew over time?

No way has that lanklet ever sniffed 200 pounds.

 

[HerpDerp]

Anyone remember this guy?

 

[prime_lobov]

Sean Woodson vs Sean O’Malley in a bodybuilding contest

 

[BjPenn2017]

Closest thing you’ll see to a freak show fighter in the UFC in 2025 he should try to drop down to flyweight

 

[AmericanParadox]

I raise you this guy
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It’s Choda Boy!