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  1. LionExMachina

    LionExMachina There are No Pacts between Lions and Sherdogs. Banned

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    A nasty new fad from the post-millennial shit-hawk.

    It's weird, but reading about this actually raised the profile of the Seagull in my eyes.

    I always thought of them as the loud, aggressive panhandlers of the sky that are only slightly less annoying than a jonsing crackhead who just saw you put change in your pocket while you are walking out an LCBO.

    But now I see them as actual predators. Flying wolves who will crew up and Ray Charles anybody they catch slipping.

    I bet seal pup eyeballs taste like jube-jubes to seagulls.
     
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  2. Shael

    Shael Silver Belt

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    Dat bird ingenuity.
     
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    My first thought was that maybe they are giving the Gulls too much credit in thinking ahead.

    Birds always go for the eyeballs first in dead animals (fish for example). They seem to prefer it.

    So either they are just going for their favorite delicacy and figure they can get away with it on a seal pup, or they are actually thinking ahead.

    Who knows, but there are smart birds out there and they are capable of thinking a couple moves ahead.
     
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    When they become immune to aspirin, I'll be worried.
     
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  5. Senzo Tanaka

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    Just wait until they understand that humans also have eye balls. I've always thought Hitchhock's "Birds" was a very real scenario.
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    lol Location revealed.
     
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    Make-U-Tap Anti Social People Person

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    Just wait until seals get word of the effectiveness of Alka-Seltzer #Snopes
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    is this another pt for evolution that birds came from dinos? XD
     
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  10. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    "My bird is hungry"
    -Swain
     
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  11. ICHEERTHEBULL

    ICHEERTHEBULL Brown Belt

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    fuck those evil fucks

    http://www.livescience.com/6992-killer-whales-set-traps-gullible-gulls.html
     
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  13. LionExMachina

    LionExMachina There are No Pacts between Lions and Sherdogs. Banned

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    And cruel. You should see what they do to seals they catch them but aren't hungry.
     
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    Yeah they are like big house cats in that regard. House cats are also very cruel.
     
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    IDL Steel Belt

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    Let's face it. The entire animal kingdom is barbaric. Very uncivilized, if I do say so myself.
     
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    Corvids are still much smarter and more badass.
     
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    Birds are dumb.
     
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