Seagal: Ronda needs my secret horsestance

[BroITrainUFC]

 

[MillingMeSoftly]

contributing

 

[mrsenor]

horse stance or horse ***k

 

[BuffaloEmperor]

It looked like Nick used the horse stance a couple times verse Anderson. But w/o Seagal training him it's useless. Anyone who has seen Under Siege, Above the Law, or Hard to Kill knows Seagal is the real deal. You fuckn Goof's need to respect the master.

 

[Locooo]

 

[fbgn]

Something to poke him in the ass if he sinks too low or collapses. Might even have been a burning joss stick. Steaming water in the cups on his thighs, shoulders, and head, to burn him if if he isn't steady.

you say that like it's a bad thing

You know what goes well with the Horse Stance?

horse c a w k ?

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[screaminleeman]

Sure he said horse stance and not horse dance?

Whores dance?:icon_chee

 

[BreadnButter]

 

[dc007]

hahahaha wtf?

 

[Vil7]

Women have known the power of this for a long, long time.

She is adorable!

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

Is this Seagal's way of asking a woman for the sexy time?

Lol. Hey girl, let me show you the secret horse stance...

 

[shino]

Ya bcuz day one wrestling practice you learn to square up and just plant you feet in front of your opponent. It's td defense 101.

 

[jamiehunter]

Is this Seagal's way of asking a woman for the sexy time?

He mentioned 'teaching' Ronda while she's on all fours after she asks him for it and compared himself to a horse.

Wanting sexy time is the only logical conclusion.