Seagal: Ronda needs my secret horsestance

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  1. richomma

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    (Translated via Venezuelan website)

    "I'm sure she see's similarities with my career. We first mastered the Japanese art, then brought our unique qualities to film. Good looks, fast hands, eye, and we can't be taken down. I am willing to reveal my greatest horse stance techniques to her, she just needs to ask. We are ambidextrous, we have no weakness. Mt secret horsestance techniques are the future of MMA. The wrestler is nullified. Leg kicks? Just see what happens. (laughs)
     
  2. Grijswaarde

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    It sounds so ridiculous i must ask for a source.

    At the same time, its Steven Seagal so probably true.

    The secret horse stance. Wow. :)
     
  3. Grijswaarde

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    The horse stance. Ok Steven.
     
  4. Uber_Noober

    Uber_Noober Silver Belt

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    Now this is a man vs woman fight I think Ronda can actually win.
     
  5. Janne1

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    Can't be true. It's like a parody of the parody of sensei Seagull that he has become :icon_lol:
     
  6. lilianjie

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    Pure gold.
    Keep em coming TS
     
  7. loisestrad

    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Sure he said horse stance and not horse dance?
     
  8. Xuh

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    Is this Seagal's way of asking a woman for the sexy time?
     
  9. V Belfort

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    horsewomen needs horsestance!
     
  10. Better Every Day

    Better Every Day Zhang finishing Andrade avatar Platinum Member

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    Jackie Chan's special horse stance...

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  11. K1MMA

    K1MMA Saku Belt

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    Horse stance would be on all four I suppose...

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  12. straight6

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    this is too ridiculous even for seagal....serious..i cant believe what im reading.
     
  13. Hans Gercmiov

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    I would rather consult Overeem to satisfy my equine curiosities.
     
  14. genecop

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    ty....
     
  15. Fox by the Sea

    Fox by the Sea Lighthouse keeper Platinum Member

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    whore's stance?

    is seagal trying to be funny?
     
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  16. dogen

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    "Just try a leg kick or takedown! I'm begging you... Just try it!!"
     
  18. kimberland

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    Seagles horse stance is different from all others.I heard he was taught it by a 200 year old master in southern Tibet. From there he went to Japan and learnt this fantastic variation,from master Tyogo, who was taught it by the reincarnation of the Aikodo founder. If you know anything about Seagal,it is his humble nature.Apparantely he is reincarnated from another master. 25 years ago I sucked this in like a dustbin.I was sure he had a third eye.The problem was he only likes exibition fights, for a few seconds.I have to put him in my top 10,000. What is worst,his acting or his fighting?
     
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    I definitely see similarities between the two though.
     
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    So, so good.
     

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