Schaubs comedy is so corny and cringe it's unreal people watch that

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  1. gspfedkobe24

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    So I was walking into a store and BOOOOM this big dik mofo walks in... I'm just like woww this dudes huge!

    -Schaub

    (About 85% percent of his comedy routine)

    If you can listen to his comedy for more then a few mins then hats off to you! That crap is horrible.
     
  2. Joe Myers

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    The guy is very green as a stand up, as evidenced by his special. He's more bearable when he has other comedians around to play off of.
     
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    I wouldn’t even class it as comedy he’s just literally telling story’s

    It’s watchable though

    Rogan... I can’t stand
     
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    i thought it pretty good , i saw a 15-20 min clip of it
     
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    not quick enough!
     
  7. ImNotSurpisedDonks!

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    That's like saying: "My 3 year old can't cook.....however, when Wolfgang Puck is there, the food does not taste like shit".
     
  8. 180bysummer

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    I find Schaub funny conversationally, but his stand up was dicey dicey. I expected it to be more polished since he has so many comedian friends.
     
  9. Joe Myers

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    Haha accurate. All new standups suck aside from some Chappelle like prodigies. Shaub wouldn't have a special if it weren't for his contacts with showtime. But he's still getting up and trying. That takes more balls that criticizing from afar.
     
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    This is what happens when your friends laugh at your corny jokes and you run with it.

    It also helps when your friends are comedians and know people.
     
  11. Darbo

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    Be honest, how far did you get?
    I haven't gone anywhere near it for obvious reasons but everyone who's made a thread has eventually let slip that they watched the whole thing.
    So spill.
     
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    Brendan is such a hack poser, went from failing at football, mma, stand up, speaking coherently and as a human being.

    Standards for entertainment are so low nowadays.
     
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    he is not a comedian
    he tells awful stories that exploit all sorts of negative stereotypes about race, gender, etc.

    if you go back and listen to the original podcast where joe rogan and that gay actor tell him to retire, it's easy to see that they set him up to fail and blew up his ego because at least bombing at comedy won't worsen your CTE.
     
  14. gspfedkobe24

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    Ill admit at the very least 3 mins of life wasted brother man!
     
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    So much schaub hate I bet 90% of you guys have used the stream snitch schaub hash tag lol.
     
  16. GordoBarraBJJ

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    came to post this.

    horrible stuff.
     
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    I'd rather finally watch his act then read this circle jerk one more time.
     
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    I myself think he has a sense of humor and honesty that is worthwhile, but not necessarily for being a comedian. Comedy requires high level skills which he and Rogan IMO, don’t have.
     
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    Schaub proves that success is 99% about your connections and 1% about your talent
     
  20. Darbo

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    Jaysus...if there's anything I can do, hate to see anyone in pain like that.
     
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