SCHAUB vs ROGAN... I want to see this more than anything. Srsly.

Who wins between Schaub vs Rogan?

  • Schaub

  • Rogan

  • Draw


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I mean a one off, catch weight in the octagon, non-sanctioned for $1MM. Reffed by Big John. 5 rds. No judges. Joe is an arrogant dick and Schaub had been definitely emasculated, as he went home and cried for 30 minutes.




"You are a smart dude. You know about concussions you have had.... The reality is, I don’t see you beating elite guys. You have no fluidity.... When I look at the performances, you are not an elite fighter. I know what I am seeing. You are not recognizing.... Are you comfortable getting knocked out three to four times in the next few years?... You are not fighting at that level. You are going to get fucking hit man. I worry. You leave more openings, you have vulnerabilities.... 15 minutes with an elite fighter. You can’t do that. Your brain doesn’t get better from punches. [Fabricio] Werdum, Cain [Velasquez] -- they are another level than you.... You telegraph too much. It is real obvious what you are going to do. You are predictable. Arlovski was a terrible fight.... Reality of brain damage is that it doesn’t heal.... The brain is a motherfucker. Shit doesn’t heal."
 
Rogan is a wannabe fighter who constantly boasts about his Tae Kwon Do sparring days
 
Schaubs instinct is to cuck out for Rogan. He needs to be able to associate with Rogan for his livelihood. Schab would start off letting Rogan tag him lightly and ended up getting KOed on accident
 
I would enjoy that. I wished at the time that Schaub would have made a big point of talking about how he'd fuck Joe up in a fight.

That incident made for lots of views though, which benefited Schaub too, it's all good. They kept working together. At the time I kind of wondered if it might have been planned.
 
hahaha did anyone see Rogan last month trying to yank Mark Colemans arm and trying to start a grapple? hahaha Coleman at 55 years old just threw Rogan like a little piece of trash paper into the wall with 1 arm.
 
Hmmm... wastelanded.

That's quite thoughtful and eloquent.
 
Rogan has a podcast where he clearly states in a real MMA fight how viciously brutal of an ass kicking he would take. This was after Bryan Calen was saying he felt he stood a chance if he really had to against Schaub.

Joe was very disappointed in how disconnected Bryan was with reality (dude is really dumb)...he admitted on numerous occasions that Brendan could do whatever he wanted to do to him physically within seconds.

For all the shit we give Joe he is very humble about physical altercations. He almost downplays his skill...in reality hes an absolute monster and would fuck 99% of us up here myself included with ease.
 
Rogan has a podcast where he clearly states in a real MMA fight how viciously brutal of an ass kicking he would take. This was after Bryan Calen was saying he felt he stood a chance if he really had to against Schaub.

Joe was very disappointed in how disconnected Bryan was with reality (dude is really dumb)...he admitted on numerous occasions that Brendan could do whatever he wanted to do to him physically within seconds.

For all the shit we give Joe he is very humble about physical altercations. He almost downplays his skill...in reality hes an absolute monster and would fuck 99% of us up here myself included with ease.


So who would win?
 
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