ScarJo is married...

[minute bull]

That Scarlett Johansson is one hot piece of ass! I know from experience dude, if ya know what I mean.

I peed my pants. It's the coolest.

 

[The Diplomat]

Two semi-okay SNL writers now have hot wives. Jolin Cost and Karan Tillam

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

I peed my pants. It's the coolest.

No you didn't.

 

[Ballsaque]

She was pretty bad ass in Lucy.

Legit top 5 worst movies I ever watched

 

[Graves The Elder]

never watched it.

 

[Graves The Elder]

fug btw

 

[Merlotte's]

That's cool when people get married.

Even Hitler. Eva was a nice girl.

 

[minute bull]

Two semi-okay SNL writers now have hot wives. Jolin Cost and Karan Tillam

It is legit weird their names are just random sounds mashed together. It's like that scene in MAD MEN when Roger introduces two dudes to each other: "Uh, Duck? Crab. Crab: Duck."

 

[Randlewand]

2020 strikes yet again

 

[The Diplomat]

It is legit weird their names are just random sounds mashed together. It's like that scene in MAD MEN when Roger introduces two dudes to each other: "Uh, Duck? Crab. Crab: Duck."

These are the real NPCs everyone talks about. Just randomly generated in a lab in NY for these purposes. Those who do "okay" end up with hot wives, but are forever stuck in perpetual Hell where they are less funny than Bobby Moynihan. He ended up with a hot wife, too.

 

[zapataxiv]

Married women hook up with me all the time , nice try Prude

Do you live/work on a military base?

 

[heavyarms21]

Do you live/work on a military base?

Maybe

 

[wonderbread]

She's prob a high maint bitch.

 

[Bacco]

the sad parts were the boobs reduction and her not pulling a full truedecetvivedaddario in her prime

Marriage does'nt disturb me in any way

 

[Javelina]

meh, she's overrated.
him I've never heard of.

sjw fuget on snl. does the weekend update with the unfunny racist blick

 

[KnightTemplar]

According to legend, Benicio del Toro nailed Prime ScarJo in a hotel lift

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

the sad parts were the boobs reduction and her not pulling a full truedecetvivedaddario in her prime

Marriage does'nt disturb me in any way

If you believe the rumor and innuendo, she wanted to in The Island But Michael Bay insisted that it be PG-13.

Speaking before the New York premiere of the thriller, which stars Johansson and Ewan McGregor as human clones on the run, Bay said he was prepared for the usual actress nerves when it came to shooting a love scene between the two leads.

"We're ready to go and of course the actress is not there," he told reporters. He said he was summoned to Johansson's trailer, expecting to have to reassure the star of Lost in Translation that her privacy and dignity would be protected.
She's standing there and she says, 'I'm not wearing this cheap ... bra. I'm going naked,' " Bay said.

"I said, 'It's PG-13, you have to wear the bra.' "

 

[rearnakedchoke]

So Kevin durant can’t drink her bath water?

 

[Big Al's Texas BBQ]

Im surprised because every time I see her (outside of movie roles or glamour photos) I get more and more lesbian vibes.

When Sandra Bullock kissed her you could see she got so wet.

It's the hair. I fucking can't stand it.

 

[BisexualMMA]

That Scarlett Johansson is one hot piece of ass! I know from experience dude, if ya know what I mean.