ScarJo is married...

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  1. RowdyLesnar NoFucksGiven

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  2. blaseblah Steel Belt

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    I guess it pays to write shitty jokes for SNL
     
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  3. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    Married women hook up with me all the time , nice try Prude
     
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    Im surprised because every time I see her (outside of movie roles or glamour photos) I get more and more lesbian vibes.

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    When Sandra Bullock kissed her you could see she got so wet.

     
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  5. Magooglie Steel Belt

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    she was married before too
     
  6. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic Platinum Member

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    I give it 4 years max.
     
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    That's cool when people get married.
     
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  8. Batjester Thanos is right.

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    I'll take the under.
     
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    Thanks TMZ
     
  10. Grave Saver ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    meh, she's overrated.
    him I've never heard of.
     
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    She’ll be calling me by the weekend, she just can’t find my number
     
  12. jgarner Silver Belt

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    Yeah it's crazy how that dude from Staten Island went to Harvard wound up being rich, famous and married to a hot chick.

    I mean the herpes thing is in line with his Staten Island heritage at least.
     
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    Beauty in the eyes of the beholder and all that

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    Lucky guy
     
  16. Mike_Tyson_fan36 Blue Belt

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    I would still try my luck on her.
     
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  17. Madmick Zugzwang Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    She's the new Zsa Zsa Gabor.

    Someone get the divorce pool going.
     
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    So what? Her prime is over.

    2003-2015 was her peak years and her window of opportunity to get with me.

    She blew it with Vegas marriages
     
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    She was pretty bad ass in Lucy.
     
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    That Scarlett Johansson is one hot piece of ass! I know from experience dude, if ya know what I mean.
     
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