ScarJo is married...

[RowdyLesnar]

https://www.etonline.com/colin-jost-and-scarlett-johansson-are-married-154844

Sorry Sherbroes.

 

[blaseblah]

I guess it pays to write shitty jokes for SNL

 

[heavyarms21]

Married women hook up with me all the time , nice try Prude

 

[armbarforhire]

Im surprised because every time I see her (outside of movie roles or glamour photos) I get more and more lesbian vibes.

When Sandra Bullock kissed her you could see she got so wet.

 

[Magooglie]

she was married before too

 

[ClubFoot]

I give it 4 years max.

 

[HARRISON_3]

That's cool when people get married.

 

[Batjester]

I give it 4 years max.

I'll take the under.

 

[TribalDrumz]

Thanks TMZ

 

[Graves The Elder]

meh, she's overrated.
him I've never heard of.

 

[smooth assassin]

She’ll be calling me by the weekend, she just can’t find my number

 

[DoomPatrol]

I guess it pays to write shitty jokes for SNL

Yeah it's crazy how that dude from Staten Island went to Harvard wound up being rich, famous and married to a hot chick.

I mean the herpes thing is in line with his Staten Island heritage at least.

 

[Renard]

Beauty in the eyes of the beholder and all that

 

[Graves The Elder]

 

[Spounman]

Lucky guy

 

[Mike_Tyson_fan36]

I would still try my luck on her.

 

[Madmick]

She's the new Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Someone get the divorce pool going.

 

[Kingz]

So what? Her prime is over.

2003-2015 was her peak years and her window of opportunity to get with me.

She blew it with Vegas marriages

 

[mb23100]

She was pretty bad ass in Lucy.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

That Scarlett Johansson is one hot piece of ass! I know from experience dude, if ya know what I mean.