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It's been a while since we've updated our rankings and since then we've many power shifts and certain posters falling into or out of their prime. We'll start off with the top 5 posters itt
1. Faustian
Strengths:
A-level analytical abilities in beautiful game, fantasy beautiful game. 203-0 street fighting record.
Weaknesses:
2. Breakitdown
Strengths:
Best in the biz, at the top of the corporate ladder, master of mayhem. Has GOAT food and drink pairing abilities. BD is also quite possibly the ALL-TIME GOAT PURE DRAFTSMAN in fantasy sport history
Weaknesses:
Diet soda on the third shelf in aisle 3
3. The One True
Strengths:
Toyota Tercel owner, video game aficionado, la roux and screw fan. The Sakastoonian is also able to breakdown posters like no one else.
Weaknesses:
The back of a 94 year old, smells girls shoes, literally no J or vert on the basketball court.
4. Palpatine
Strengths:
There really isn't a way to even begin explaining the vast powers that Palp possesses. He has traveled the earth for thousands of years while gathering knowledge of every single event known to man. He is also the owner of the last remaining Lazarus Pit. Palp also always wants what's best for your family.
Weaknesses:
Dementia, arthritis, scoliosis. Also has the tendency to try to rip off others in fantasy bball.
Unfortunately this is the end of the top 5 because the rest of you absolutely suck tbqh.
And that leads us to our worst 5 and to start things off....
1. Black Angus
Strengths:
N/A
Weaknesses:
Fat cokehead, alcoholic, has no future whatsoever unless there's a huge demand for digital janitors in the future. Has the tendency to not be able to pay a $75 buy-in yet be able to show up to the draft to completely shitfaced. Angus also contains the best ass kissing skills itt.
2. Gunther
Strengths:
Guntman has stayed all the poon in 29 palms due to his ability to get grimy with no remorse for human( born or unborn) life. Gunt can also D up JJ Reddick and hold him to a .20 FG%. He also has aced every single standardized test known to man and was a genius at age 6 and fingerblasting at age 10.
Weaknesses:
None due to superhuman healing and A-level immune system from never eating vegetables.
3. Luminaire
Strengths:
Uncannily ability to switch from being able to make great arguments in one post and then come off as a complete moron in the next. CIH can jump from bandwagon to bandwagon with zero shame.
Weaknesses:
Known Bigot, painfully unaware of how idiotic he can be at times. Literally eat sleeps and breathes shit.
4.Chimp
Strengths:
Somehow has the ability to get through the his life without a job or drivers license. Has an unlimited source of pots at his disposal.
Weaknesses:
Hardcore pots addict, has shown zero effort in improving his life. Tends to make shit-tier threads.
5. PUO3
Strengths:
None
Weaknesses:
Squat expert, shit-tier mod, completely oblivious to everything surrounding him.
And that ladies and gentlemen is your 2016 Mike Ehrmantraut SBBC Rankings
1. Faustian
Strengths:
A-level analytical abilities in beautiful game, fantasy beautiful game. 203-0 street fighting record.
Weaknesses:
2. Breakitdown
Strengths:
Best in the biz, at the top of the corporate ladder, master of mayhem. Has GOAT food and drink pairing abilities. BD is also quite possibly the ALL-TIME GOAT PURE DRAFTSMAN in fantasy sport history
Weaknesses:
Diet soda on the third shelf in aisle 3
3. The One True
Strengths:
Toyota Tercel owner, video game aficionado, la roux and screw fan. The Sakastoonian is also able to breakdown posters like no one else.
Weaknesses:
The back of a 94 year old, smells girls shoes, literally no J or vert on the basketball court.
4. Palpatine
Strengths:
There really isn't a way to even begin explaining the vast powers that Palp possesses. He has traveled the earth for thousands of years while gathering knowledge of every single event known to man. He is also the owner of the last remaining Lazarus Pit. Palp also always wants what's best for your family.
Weaknesses:
Dementia, arthritis, scoliosis. Also has the tendency to try to rip off others in fantasy bball.
Unfortunately this is the end of the top 5 because the rest of you absolutely suck tbqh.
And that leads us to our worst 5 and to start things off....
1. Black Angus
Strengths:
N/A
Weaknesses:
Fat cokehead, alcoholic, has no future whatsoever unless there's a huge demand for digital janitors in the future. Has the tendency to not be able to pay a $75 buy-in yet be able to show up to the draft to completely shitfaced. Angus also contains the best ass kissing skills itt.
2. Gunther
Strengths:
Guntman has stayed all the poon in 29 palms due to his ability to get grimy with no remorse for human( born or unborn) life. Gunt can also D up JJ Reddick and hold him to a .20 FG%. He also has aced every single standardized test known to man and was a genius at age 6 and fingerblasting at age 10.
Weaknesses:
None due to superhuman healing and A-level immune system from never eating vegetables.
3. Luminaire
Strengths:
Uncannily ability to switch from being able to make great arguments in one post and then come off as a complete moron in the next. CIH can jump from bandwagon to bandwagon with zero shame.
Weaknesses:
Known Bigot, painfully unaware of how idiotic he can be at times. Literally eat sleeps and breathes shit.
4.Chimp
Strengths:
Somehow has the ability to get through the his life without a job or drivers license. Has an unlimited source of pots at his disposal.
Weaknesses:
Hardcore pots addict, has shown zero effort in improving his life. Tends to make shit-tier threads.
5. PUO3
Strengths:
None
Weaknesses:
Squat expert, shit-tier mod, completely oblivious to everything surrounding him.
And that ladies and gentlemen is your 2016 Mike Ehrmantraut SBBC Rankings
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