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  1. Triceratops Skins win. Book it.

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    My mom was a nurse in DOC prisons for just over 20 years. She loved it. In the US though. Not like El Salvador and shit.
     
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  2. Gregolian .45 ACP Platinum Member

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    Got a friend that is a DOC guard. He's a Sgt now though so he's in an office setting schedules and shit.
     
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    i don't thing that chick was really committed to being a Seventh Day Adventist.

    When i was university the unit at the back of our place had 3 chicks and one was a Seventh day Adventist. I helped her dig her car out after a blizzard and she made me cookies and asked me if i wanted to go see a movie with her and her roommates. One of my roommates went to catholic HS and had a book on religion so i asked him just how serious the Seventh Day Adventists were and he said they don't even allow dancing.

    Ummm ya, no thanks.
     
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  4. Jesus H. Sherdog My likes died for your sins

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    Lol oh. Well she was wild in bed, and we definitely weren’t married. She did give me the impression her father would murder the both of us if he found out. She was strict with their dietary rules and talked about her religion like it was the best though, so she wasn’t actively rebelling against it. Just couldn’t help being a little freak I guess. Nice girl overall though, very polite, educated, into classical piano (she taught piano to kids) and all that proper stuff.
     
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  5. Grave Saver ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    lol smoke detector battery?

    ok

    you'll always be TRD to me Mike.
     
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    the chick I mentioned ran the campus crusade for the Seventh Day Adventists.
     
  7. senri The belt that resides inside you

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    Tonight I feel invigorated..... I must work....

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  8. Triceratops Skins win. Book it.

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    About the only superhero movie worth a shit. Do you think he worked hard for that movie?
     
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  9. Grave Saver ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    apparently there's some super trainer to the stars who can transform anyone into a ripped human specimen in 8 weeks.
    workouts, diets, etc.
    dude must make bank.
     
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  10. senri The belt that resides inside you

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    Evidently so.... That body is exquisitely tight....
     
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  11. senri The belt that resides inside you

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    I would love to make your body tight again Mr. Graves, I can mold your body into ways you couldn't even dream of.
     
  12. Grave Saver ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    hm, hard pass Bucko

    I got a massage from a dude named "Ricky" the other day at Elements Massage.
    Fucking brutal. I felt like a deformed Gumby when I left.
     
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  13. senri The belt that resides inside you

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    That's good, nice and soft full allows the nutrients to pass beautifully all over your wonderful existence Mr. Graves. This is the nourishment that tenderization does to your body in need.
     
  14. Grave Saver ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    au contraire, monsieur senri.
    I felt like shit.
     
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    I’m surprised Newsom didn’t arrest you himself for going to a place like that during Covid.
     
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  16. senri The belt that resides inside you

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    It's okay once you are rejuvenated you will feel the vigor. I enjoy reading your posts when I consume fruits, something about your poetry gets me craving such sustenance...
     
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    he's a Nazi
     

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