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Pugilistic
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Some of you know me as a natural predator of the columba livia domestica, but I have realized I haven't spent that much time observing my prey. While I was walking around with a friend the other day, we came across two male pigeons throwing down.
Now I don't know what the dispute was about but it was enthralling as hell. They both puffed up their chests and were basically chest bumping each other and pushing each other while flapping. Like a feathered sumo match. They were also making a lot of noise. I can only assume they were screaming profanities and pigeon equivalents of "come at me bro." I got pretty close to observe them but they were so caught up in the fight and pissed off at each other that they didn't notice a human standing right next to them.
One was a bit bigger and he seemed to be edging out while the smaller one looked like he was gassing. He would back down and create distance then try to come back and fight again. That manlet tenacity.
I didn't stay for the conclusion because my friend was just like "okay" and wanted to leave but I could've stayed there and watched for hours. Much better than most UFC cards I've seen recently.
Cliffs:
Saw two pigeons fight
The smaller pigeon seemed to be losing
Manlets in the pigeon world also lose out to bigger guys
Now I don't know what the dispute was about but it was enthralling as hell. They both puffed up their chests and were basically chest bumping each other and pushing each other while flapping. Like a feathered sumo match. They were also making a lot of noise. I can only assume they were screaming profanities and pigeon equivalents of "come at me bro." I got pretty close to observe them but they were so caught up in the fight and pissed off at each other that they didn't notice a human standing right next to them.
One was a bit bigger and he seemed to be edging out while the smaller one looked like he was gassing. He would back down and create distance then try to come back and fight again. That manlet tenacity.
I didn't stay for the conclusion because my friend was just like "okay" and wanted to leave but I could've stayed there and watched for hours. Much better than most UFC cards I've seen recently.
Cliffs:
Saw two pigeons fight
The smaller pigeon seemed to be losing
Manlets in the pigeon world also lose out to bigger guys