Sat Next to a Chick with Pointy Knees on a Plane

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  1. Pitier of Fools Brown Belt

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    So I was flying somewhere, and ended up sitting next to this chick. She was pretty cute - I'd say her face was about a solid 7. But she had the pointiest knees I've ever seen in my life. Here's a picture: IMG_1110.JPG

    The angle of the picture doesn't quite capture just how pointy her knees were. (Her elbows were just fine by the way, in case anyone was wondering). So the question is, if her face is a 7, do the pointy knees bump down her overall score? If so, how much? Also, would she have devastating knee strikes if she ever decided to become a fighter?
     
  2. JOE QUEEF Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Absolutely horrific. I would demand compensation from the airline.
     
  4. weed ベルセルク

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    did you bust on them at least?
     
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    Plot twist: It's actually a guy but ts is too ashamed to admit that he was checking a dude out
     
  6. supnmunm Brown Belt

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    Any pics of her feet?
     
  7. PlayswellwithLawnDarts Banned Banned

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    Pics of elbows or I can’t finish
     
  8. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    I bet those knees actually identify as elbows.

    <{clintugh}>
     
  9. EyeOfNewt Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Busting a nut?
     
  10. PlayswellwithLawnDarts Banned Banned

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    Maybe
     
  11. weed ベルセルク

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    you might be right. visible manspread. or transpread?
     
  12. Fatality Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I always fly first class so it is interesting to see the trials and tribulations you poor folk have to endure.
     
  13. GeoffNeal2022 Jimi Manuwa 2022 HW Belt.

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    Should've put her on her knees and fix it for her!
    [​IMG]
     
  14. VulcanNervPinch Gold Belt

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    She'd have devastating knee strikes to your balls, if you ever upset her.
    Since she's a woman, I figure that's 99% likely.
     
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  15. DaleBoca Gold Belt

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    Stop lying, TS, we all know that’s you with your pointy knee and wearing skinny jeans.
     
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  17. Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    How the hell did she go through security? These knees qualify as sharp objects. They should have amputated her before boarding.
     
  18. MoparOrNoCar Red Belt

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    Damn those are the Kenny Florian elbows of knees.

    Did I say that right?
     
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    She probably fists your mom with that knee.
     
  20. RetiredSlave Red Belt

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    Never look up Cindy Crawfords knees. Youve been warned, if however you open that box then youll see how they can lower a 9 to a 2. Terrible pieces of anatomy, prone to injury and difficult to fix on top of their foul aesthetic.
     

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