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Santos sledgehammer vs Lesnar's chest sword?

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  1. Charnel2500

    Charnel2500 Blue Belt

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    Which weapon will you choose to fight your opponent?

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  2. Yashabo

    Yashabo "I rove you my bitches" - Teruto Ishihara 2016

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    The one that wasn't originally a cock, please.
     
  3. Baba87

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    1:0 santos
     
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    Anialater Purple Belt

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    Both tattoos are horrible mistakes.
     
  5. RizinSon88

    RizinSon88 We are the Union!

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    Thor's hammer > brass knuckles/butterknife combo...
     
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  6. wearetheromans

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    why did they draw cock veins on the "sword"? the tattoo artist has balls of steel lmao

    imagine deliberately fucking up bork's tattoo to make it look like a giant penis
     
  7. Egészségére!

    Egészségére! Brown Belt

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    poor perosh didnt know what to do
     
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    "You don't fuck around with a man who has a hammer on his chest."
     
  10. MMAfanJabroniJew

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    * Lesnar getting the tattoo* and on that day , the nickname Cock Chester was born

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    Brock looked scarier without the dumb tattoo

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    Azzy Blue Belt

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    Santos' Ultimate fighter logo tattoo is worse than his hammer.
     
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    His soilwork tattoo compensates for that
     
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    Was gonna post this
     
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    Brocks wouldn't be so bad imo if it had a sharp point instead of a penis head with jizz coming out
     
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    No tattoo Lesnar is the future GOAT.
     
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    very small penis and balls here
     
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    Imagine how small a 6 inch dong would look on a giant and how big it would look on a midget though

    No homo
     
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    It even has the season number on it. 12 I think
     

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