Sandhill Cranes are Bad Mofos!

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  1. Ogata Gold Belt

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    Damn dude, cranes are bad motherfuckers!

    Alligator comes close to intimidate and prey on their victim but the crane comes at him hard and walks him down until the alligator pussies out and goes back to water:




    Again in this one:



    Same thing with the bear. The bear is coming towards the crane and out of nowhere the Crane goes after him:



    One Crane and two tigers, still not scared and holds his own:




    Cliffs:

    Sandhill Cranes are underrated, I thought they would peacock and posture up but that's not the case. They go toe to toe with all animals. Fearless and oddly enough powerful!
     
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  4. Ogata Gold Belt

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    Sandhill Crane>>>> @gizmo J Crane

    This is my opinion and it also happens to be truth and the only option you have is to:

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  5. Zer Steel Belt

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    Swans are fucken nasty too. Got the worst nosebleed of my life from a swan
     
  6. smooth assassin Black Belt

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    That’s crazy
     
  7. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    Pro tip Sandhill Cranes have red meat and taste like ribeye.

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    I don’t care if they sound like flying dinosaurs they’re getting shot on site.
     
  8. sweetviolenturg Banned Banned

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    Yeah, they're badass. That's why the Chinese patterned a style of Kung Fu after them & their movements.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fujian_White_Crane
     
  9. Happy Man Banned Banned

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    Of course they are badass. They are named after Nebraska
     
  10. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    I would fill that crane up with so many uppercuts he wouldn’t know his ass from the Rio Grande.
     
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  13. Ogata Gold Belt

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    I always wondered why it's not just called crane kung fu. It's funny but apparently fujan white crane is the particular kung fu style that birthed karate iirc.

    They have a cool personality and beautiful to look at. In fiction you have mr. Miyagi and the crane hermit and his brother on the left:
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    On the right it's Lau Chan who uses tiger swallow fist. His looks was inspired by mercenary Tao who uses the crane style. Then again mercenary Tao character was based on the master from the Jackie Chan movie snake in the eagle's shadow.
     
  14. PlayswellwithLawnDarts Banned Banned

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    That’s actually a Florida Meth Crane
     
  15. Chesten_Hesten Sling'n Lead & Slapp'n Pussies, Ya Dig?

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    You mess with the bird, you get the pecker!
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  16. 90 50 Gold Belt

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    https://www.shaolin.com.au/KF-Crane.html
     
  17. jefferz Steel Belt

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    If they're so bad ass, why are they endangered?
    #weakassbirds
     
  18. The Hash Slinging Slasher Brown Belt

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    We need to find out what beats the crane, so we can work out the MMAth of the animal kingdom.
     

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