Sailor survives 24 days adrift in Caribbean Sea living off ketchup

[NoSmilez]

 

[Osculater]

I've been telling people that ketchup is a super food

 

[Cole train]

send that guy to alone survival show

 

[Flower2dPeople]

I've been telling people that ketchup is a super food

He would have been ufc champ if he had well-done steak for 24 days with them ketchup.

 

[Midget Boxer]

I would have wanted mustard and then starve to death

 

[Osculater]

He would have been ufc champ if he had well-done steak for 24 days with them ketchup.

 

[AbominableJoman]

And?

 

[chill doggie]

@Fuzzybabyducks

 

[blackdudebro]

Damn…

 

[Legumes]

"1,000 miles and one bottle of ketchup, one man's tale of survival" is what I would be writing to capitalize on the shitty situation. Maybe a "Body by ketchup: Get shredded in just 24 days!" diet/exercise book as well.

 

[650lb Sumo]

He must have had a decent supply of water, which was lucky. You can eat nothing for 24 days or longer and be fine though.