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Sage's parents had to fake kidnap him to teach him not to talk to strangers

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    GOAT parenting
     
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    Stories I'm hearing about his dad leave me to believe the guy is a psychopathic narcissist
     
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    Even the way they are all lined up on the couch, is creepy as fuck.
     
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    And your experience with this is what?
     
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    holy shit thats awesome, more people need to be extreme like this instead of everyone trying to be the same
     
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    Damn, this family really is creepy

    All with that look in their eyes, that smile and that manufactured demeanor

    reptilians
     
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    until someone thinks a kid is actually being kidnapped and beats the fuck outta the parent
     
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    ^psychopathic narcissist forcing his kid to train mma
     
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    What a weird family.
     
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    If Sage Northcutt ever becomes the UFC Welterweight or Lightweight World Champion, all of these parenting strategies should be implemented immediately in most or all families in the universe.
     
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    They seem happy, a clear symptom of insanity
     
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    Reminds me of George Lopez trying to fake kidnap his son "Max".
     
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    Should have taught him martial arts so he can defend himself.
     
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    That type of shit could scar the hellout if a kid, and make him socially awkward as hell.....oh, yeah, his parents are pretty stupid for that.
     
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    well my dad punched me in the face and stomach to let me know what its like to be in a fight so...
     

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