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Sage will win tonight b/c he has better jizzew than Mickey Gall

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  1. nated0g43 Blue Belt

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  2. basementdweller Black Belt

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    much better jizz than mickey gall
     
  3. Yari Black Belt

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    I take it you are a jizz expert?
     
  4. Reach4theSky Playin' a riddim

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    I believe it too..

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  5. Sole Sole Calibur

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    Grade A semen, imo.

    Sage's sperm would be worth top dollar at any sperm bank.
     
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  7. The bad boy Banned Banned

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    Can confirm, I got pregnant from sage just by sitting on a park bench..

    Spoiler: I'm male
     
  8. froggyluv Brown Belt

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    Buch a boy band betas livin in this hole. Guys are waaay to into his spikey hair - give him a jewfro and it's Sage who?
     
  9. Sole Sole Calibur

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    I figured a swede of all people would be able to appreciate that cucky ass post.
     
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    Are you calling Jews ugly? what a bigot.

    Can't wait until my people get an equal opportunity in the ufc, and until then we will sue the shit outta you for hate mongering
     
  12. milenss Red Belt

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    No. He will win because he's a better, more-complete fighter.
     
  13. Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    As a volunteer at a sperm bank, I can confirm. We'd pay top dollar for Sage's seed.
     
  14. CerebralKnievel Gold Belt

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    TS seems like the type who'd be enamored with Sage's jizz.
     
  15. SKITZADACTYL Steel Belt

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    worst part is you're right, it probably would be.
     
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    I think Sage will get subbed tbh...
     
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    Boy could get $60 a cum
     

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