Sage Northcutt:"Watching UFC 227 with my little blossom"

His little blossom is wearing mom jeans in her early 20's. Not a good sign of whats to come
 
She looks exactly like a girl I knew in college. She married some dude like 15 years old than her.
 
She looks exactly like a girl I knew in college. She married some dude like 15 years old than her.
 
He probably beats her in bed... lol
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This is like your perfect all American, suburban, Christian couple
 
Missionary only with the lights off under the sheets in total awkward silence
 
that pic screams we are saving ourselves for marriage but we still do anal
 
I wonder if he thanks her when they bang .... With that giant smile ..

Lil Blossom - " want me to pepper grind you ? "


Sage - Oh yes thank you... That would be nice.. thanks
 
Everyone knows you call your significant other bae if you want it to last.
 
Through a hole in the sheet
Lol that was an old rumor on how orthodox Jews would have sex. I used to have Jewish customers and they would hand those sheets with the hole in the center. To this day I don't know what they are used for.
 
I wonder if he thanks her when they bang .... With that giant smile ..

Lil Blossom - " want me to pepper grind you ? "


Sage - Oh yes thank you... That would be nice.. thanks
 
This young couple have their shit together much more than 99% of sherdoggers.

For a start, they aren't on the internet talking shit about you.

Think about it.
 
She's gonna be walking like a cowboy for weeks after their wedding night.
 
Amanda Leighton. She's an actress on The Fosters and the new Powerpuff Girls.
 
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