Sage Northcutt once hid behind a waterfall from bears

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https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2018/3/...rfall-to-avoid-getting-eaten-by-bears-mma-ufc

"One of the first times that I was up in Sacramento, California, I was up in the mountains – and this is almost towards the Lake Tahoe area. I’m up in the mountains, I went running and climbed this waterfall by myself,” Northcutt told Submission Radio. “I’m in the middle of nowhere, I climbed about two miles past the waterfall, and all of a sudden everything gets real quiet.

“Well, I didn’t know at the time, but there’s black bears up there. So I heard something grunting. All I had was a little tiny knife on me just for like protection, just because I need it, but it couldn’t do anything to a black bear, I don’t think,” he explained.

“So, what I did was I hid behind the water that was coming out of the waterfall, and it was absolutely freezing. So, I hid for about five minutes. I didn’t move. And when I heard the grunting stop, I just took off sprinting. I literarily sprinted two miles as fast as I could, hiked down the waterfall and made it back to my truck.

“It was pretty crazy because at first I was like, maybe it’s a cougar, maybe it’s something… I didn’t know what it was,” he continued. “And I’m over behind the waterfall where the water’s coming out, and I take my phone out and I’m trying to google if there’s bears in California.

“And then I remembered, like, I saw a statue of a bear. It was a gold bear or a silver bear in Sacramento like an hour and a half away. So I’m like OK, like, there’s gotta be bears. So then I just waited, I was completely quiet and didn’t move. And then when it stopped, I was, my heart was definitely racing cause I took off so fast. My adrenalin was going so much I felt like I was floating on my feet, like, flying.

“So that was a crazy story because I felt like I was gonna get eaten.”
 
Prob explains why he can't wrestle like Khabib

Poor duck
 
Does Sage Northcutt shit in the woods?
 
"It was pretty crazy because at first I was like, maybe it’s a cougar, maybe it’s something…"

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Youre a bit late to the party this topic stayed on the 1st page like 3-4 days
 
I had a very similar experience ...

I once had behind a speaker at a club for almost an hour from a seriously fat chick that was aggressively pursuing me.

I can totally relate to the angst that sage must have felt
 
Lol. Good story.
 
Does Sage Northcutt shit in the woods?

No, he shat in a waterfall. Which isn't okay, imo.

As the great band TLC once sang:

Don't go shit in waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
 
Ducking behind the waterfall is a sage move that I want to practise. Since I don't have a waterfall close by, I will attempt it in the shower.
 
So technically he his from some grunting...like it could have been chubby hikers getting it on?
 
"and I’m trying to google if there’s bears in California" <codychoke>

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Youre a bit late to the party this topic stayed on the 1st page like 3-4 days
This. Although I don't care for repeated threads, it'd be nice to have a feature to link similar threads.
 
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2018/3/...rfall-to-avoid-getting-eaten-by-bears-mma-ufc

"One of the first times that I was up in Sacramento, California, I was up in the mountains – and this is almost towards the Lake Tahoe area. I’m up in the mountains, I went running and climbed this waterfall by myself,” Northcutt told Submission Radio. “I’m in the middle of nowhere, I climbed about two miles past the waterfall, and all of a sudden everything gets real quiet.

“Well, I didn’t know at the time, but there’s black bears up there. So I heard something grunting. All I had was a little tiny knife on me just for like protection, just because I need it, but it couldn’t do anything to a black bear, I don’t think,” he explained.

“So, what I did was I hid behind the water that was coming out of the waterfall, and it was absolutely freezing. So, I hid for about five minutes. I didn’t move. And when I heard the grunting stop, I just took off sprinting. I literarily sprinted two miles as fast as I could, hiked down the waterfall and made it back to my truck.

“It was pretty crazy because at first I was like, maybe it’s a cougar, maybe it’s something… I didn’t know what it was,” he continued. “And I’m over behind the waterfall where the water’s coming out, and I take my phone out and I’m trying to google if there’s bears in California.

“And then I remembered, like, I saw a statue of a bear. It was a gold bear or a silver bear in Sacramento like an hour and a half away. So I’m like OK, like, there’s gotta be bears. So then I just waited, I was completely quiet and didn’t move. And then when it stopped, I was, my heart was definitely racing cause I took off so fast. My adrenalin was going so much I felt like I was floating on my feet, like, flying.

“So that was a crazy story because I felt like I was gonna get eaten.”
Ronda once hid behind a purple pillow from unbearable reporters.
 
Good lad, Sage, taking a page outta Jon's book
He once hid behind a waterfall from USADA
<JonesLaugh>
 
"sir don't eat me... "

- Sage to bear
ol, but i wonder... does nature really think it's tough shit? I still maintain that a heavyweight beast, allowed to juice to the moon and back, like Lesnar or Ubereem would absolutely knock the fuck out of most of nature's big dogs like bears or gorillas

not even trolling--think about it, these animals are dumb as shit; humans are superior in every way except physically, but we have the advantage of technology and shit. let ubereem juice to the gills, put him in the best training camp of his life, and let's see if nature's creations can take a 50 lb shin bone to the face
 
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