Russian man kicks a**, kills friend

[kuromusha]

Literally. Apparently he shoved his foot so far up a guy's ass, it ended up killing him.

The report, in Russian, claims that 28-year-old Vladimir Krasnov, of Nizhny Novgorod, attacked in a drunken rage last month as the victim, Sergei, slept. The two had argued earlier over Krasnov's girlfriend. Sergei died of internal bleeding, police said in the clip. Now Krasnov, who in a jailhouse interview seemed to blame alcohol for his act, faces up to 15 years in prison for homicide, if convicted, according to the segment.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2013/04/05/foot-up-rectum_n_3020826.html

 

[minute bull]

I'ma put my foot dead in your ass.

Go to sleep, Vlad. You're drunk.

 

[oldshadow]

You sure Vladimir

 

[TexasDrugAddict**]

 

[gspieler]

...in Soviet Russia, boot wears you.

In all seriousness, though, this guy kills a man in brutal fashion, and now he faces "up to fifteen years"(implying he'd be out in significantly less). Russian legal system ftl.

 

[KOPower24]

I guess he kicked the shit into him.

 

[bcordova]

and we have a winner....

 

[the ax murderer]

Pics of girl the fight was over needed.

 

[Zer]

tbh I doubt you could get a foot in there without a little patience and planning. Shit was premeditated

 

[white-pony]

Should have said his friend had sex with a horse with hopes to put the video on the internet.

 

[equus]

You sure Vladimir

 

[kuromusha]

 

[Toda Hiro-matsu]

I think sometimes men forget we're not still hunter gatherers. And will on occasion, fuck somebody up if they think you're gonna fuck with their woman.

In a way, Sergei was a victim of circumstance.

 

[minute bull]

In another way, he was footfucked.

To death.

 

[Bukowski82]

Well, I guess we know what Aleks is up to

 

[TSK]

How is he only getting 15 years if convicted? He beat a sleeping man to death. How is "oh I was drunk and i do dumb things when I drink" a defense for that?

 

[white-pony]

How is "oh I was drunk and i do dumb things when I drink" a defense for that?

The jury consists of that one dumb girl I dated that one time.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

How is he only getting 15 years if convicted? He beat a sleeping man to death. How is "oh I was drunk and i do dumb things when I drink" a defense for that?

no beating involved. He shoved his foot....literally shoved his right foot up another man's ass until it killed him.

How deep do you have to go? ankle? mid-calf?

Additionally that is possibly the greatest news clip I've ever seen. It that the Russian Onion putting that out? The chick smoking in the hall laughing... Russia., you so crazy.

 

[gspieler]

Any Russ speakers that care to translate the Cliffs of that video?

 

[MusclesMarinara]

The subtitles in English ain't workin' for ya?

Fuck you guys. I'm no subtitle reading expert.