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  1. Misfit1 Blue Belt

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    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/06...-of-his-genitals/4821401803922/?spt=sec&or=on



     
  2. Pupi SAVAGE

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    Lmao wtf. Russia u so cray cray.
     
  3. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    So this is why Jing's never been in jail.
     
  4. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Shit I need to go on a crime spree then
    Id never get charged as an adult!
    The kid wins again
     
  5. hohner Titanium Belt

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    The same thing happened to me. I spent the first half of kindergarten behind bars.
     
  6. thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    "look at it...LOOK! i'm a ten year old who shaves!"
     
  7. Nonsense Silver Belt

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    I doubt it was the size.

    But maybe I'm being too serious for this thread.
     
  8. KnightTemplar Beskar Belt Platinum Member

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    Russian's gonna Russian.:icon_lol:
     
  9. thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    change your panties if you need to.
     
  10. GhostZ06 Steel Belt

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    lol russia?
     
  11. Scrody Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    "Russian court rules teen can be treated as an adult based on the size of his genitals"

    That is the title of the article after all.
     
  13. Zer Steel Belt

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    Laws based on dick size? Putin's making more and more friends in China
     
  14. ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    Never going to Russia.
     
  15. GhostZ06 Steel Belt

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    don't forget the weird toilets in sochi
     
  16. The Clamburglar Burglin' is my game.

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    They sawed it in half and counted the rings.
     
  17. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    I wonder if it also applies to girls who have wide set vaginas.
     
  18. Te Huna Matata Red Belt

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    It's just a shame that you were 14 and still in kindergarten. :D
     
  19. The Diplomat Peace Among Worlds

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    So his Ukrainian documentation says he was 12 at the time, but they're saying he is 16+ based on his genitals?

    Go Russia...?
     
  20. jackietreehorn8 fine

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    My guess is the teeth were what really clued them in on his age, and they just looked at his **** because they're Russian and had to make it weird.
     

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