Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Misfit1, Jun 3, 2014.
Lmao wtf. Russia u so cray cray.
So this is why Jing's never been in jail.
Shit I need to go on a crime spree then
Id never get charged as an adult!
The kid wins again
The same thing happened to me. I spent the first half of kindergarten behind bars.
"look at it...LOOK! i'm a ten year old who shaves!"
I doubt it was the size.
But maybe I'm being too serious for this thread.
Russian's gonna Russian.:icon_lol:
change your panties if you need to.
"Russian court rules teen can be treated as an adult based on the size of his genitals"
That is the title of the article after all.
Laws based on dick size? Putin's making more and more friends in China
Never going to Russia.
don't forget the weird toilets in sochi
They sawed it in half and counted the rings.
I wonder if it also applies to girls who have wide set vaginas.
It's just a shame that you were 14 and still in kindergarten.
So his Ukrainian documentation says he was 12 at the time, but they're saying he is 16+ based on his genitals?
My guess is the teeth were what really clued them in on his age, and they just looked at his **** because they're Russian and had to make it weird.
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