Russia Is Planning on Raising a Clone Army

[Smokes]

Russia is planning on making a clone army out of ancient warriors called Scythians.

Just two decades ago, archaeologists in Siberia made the discovery of a lifetime. Buried in the Republic of Tuva were the remains of 3,000-year-old Scythian warriors with their horses. Not content to let them rest, Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu has now announced plans to clone them.

Shoigu, a Tuva native, revealed these intentions during last week’s online session of the Russian Geographical Society, according to Ancient Origins. Shoigu not only leads that organization but is one of the strongest allies of President Vladimir Putin — who attended the meeting. Most baffling were Shoigo’s purported goals.

The defense minister spoke of the “potential of the extraordinary 3,000-year-old Scythian burials,” referring to the plethora of DNA that has been preserved in Siberian permafrost. Shoigo had ordered a shaman to be present at the excavations — in order not to anger the spirits — and now apparently plans to build an army of the dead

https://allthatsinteresting.com/russians-clone-scythian-army


Time to invade Russia before its too late.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Why cant Russia jus be cool?

 

[Fedorgasm]

They'll probably be disappointed to find out that the toughest warriors of that era were like 5'4" and 135 lbs with small wangs

 

[4daLuLZ]

Let me guess, the progenitor is going to be Putin ?

 

[dc007]

 

[Amerikuracana]

Look at what we are telling our kids and doing to the family unit. We are doing things at least as unnatural.

Frankly, I’d be honored to be cloned in a few thousand years.

 

[TheTickG]

I think I didn't see this in a movie once.

 

[Zinger]

 

[Proud American]

Ancient Indo European horsemen of the steppe?

they won’t be “Scythian” anymore though.

 

[Bacco]

i'm still waiting tundra park with mammoths that was promised, Vladimir

 

[Otto!]

We’ll have to hire a sherdog hacker to implant an order 66 type of failsafe.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Look at what we are telling our kids and doing to the family unit. We are doing things at least as unnatural.

Frankly, I’d be honored to be cloned in a few thousand years.

Who is "we" ?

 

[Amerikuracana]

Who is "we" ?

Me, your mom and her daughter lol

 

[Drain Bamage]

Me, your mom and her daughter lol

Why you so gotten too dude lol

 

[Amerikuracana]

Why you so gotten too dude lol

I’m not I was just entertaining myself.

The USA and west, basically.

 

[Drain Bamage]

The USA and west, basically.

Because everyone in the USA thinks and acts alike, true.

 

[Amerikuracana]

Because everyone in the USA thinks and acts alike, true.

In foreign affairs and national narrative we have one establishment that speaks and acts for us, and they ousted Trump for not being fully in line.

 

[TeTe]

I blame @Cole train

 

[It-is-what-it-is]

Has human cloning ever been successfully done?

 

[Cole train]

I blame @Cole train

Gotta clone these immortal genes