Rousey would fight Celeste before Cyborg

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  1. mmmjojo

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    I can imagine it now......

    Ronda- "She thinks she's pretty and better than everyone. I'm gonna give her face only her mother could love."

    Dana- "It's a fight everyone wants to see, dummy."

    Rogan- "Arianny has legit underrated striking and grappling skills. She's been training with Ernesto Hoost and Eddie Bravo for years and beaten women on the underground circuit."

    Forgot one: Sherdog Ronda fans- "Arianny has 1.1 million twitter followers. That's 600k more than Cyborg."

    The UFC a week before fight night:

    Champion- Rousey

    1. Tate
    2. Zingano
    3. McMann
    4. Davis
    5. Celeste
     
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  2. GordonMMARamsey

    GordonMMARamsey Black Belt

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    Sweet thread.
     
  3. INoHespectChael

    INoHespectChael Black Belt

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    She's too buff for Arianny.

    "I’m like, 'Listen, just because my body was developed for something other than f*cking millionaires, doesn’t mean it’s masculine. I think it’s femininely badass as f*ck because there’s not a single muscle on body that isn’t for a purpose because I’m not a do nothin’ bitch."

    "When I was in school, martial arts made you a dork, and I became self-conscious that I was too masculine. I was a 16-year-old girl with ringworm and cauliflower ears. People made fun of my arms and called me 'Miss Man.' It wasn't until I got older that I realized: These people are idiots. I'm fabulous."
     
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    If they gave Celeste the women's 125lb title without her ever fighting on a 0-0 record, she would immediately be a bigger mixed martial arts star than Rousey.
     
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    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    Rousey vs. Celeste, while Bellator counter programs with Fedor vs. Slice.
     
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    Arianny has a nasty guard. Ronda might get subbed.
     
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    Get out of the way TS is on a Rondarage due to rectal inflammation.
     
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    And WSOF counters with Palhares vs Sanity
     
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    Arianny would do as well as Cyborg would in the cage with Ronda.

    Both would get tapped in the 1st round. Cyborg might last a minute or so longer just based on the power she has with her man-on-steroids level muscularity.
     
  12. mmmjojo

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  13. vizual

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    Arianny would KO Ronda with her fake tits
     
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    Arianny would have to be heavily oiled for this to be worthwhile.
     
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    Sounds like you have a lemo infactuation :))
     
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    Sorry that Ronda Rousey's success makes your life so pitifully horrible, TS.
     
  18. Diggem

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    But then we wouldn't want Ronda being in there with Arianny. It would have to be an actual attractive woman like Arianny is.
     
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    haha
     
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    pretty funny
     

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