Ronda vs prime Svetlana Goundarenko

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  1. The Penetrator

    The Penetrator Green Belt

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    In the light of the upcoming Rizin tournament and all the open weight fights with no pussy ass bitchin about 2 pounds, lets discuss how would todays Ronda do against a 330 pound Russian judo champion beast Svetlana.

    Now this is what i call WMMA:



    IMO, It would probably be a competitive fight first 3 seconds, then Ronda would get murdered, hip tossed into vapor.

    discuss
     
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    I don't know but thanks for sharing this video.
     
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  3. BigMuffler

    BigMuffler Loli is love loli is life!

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    Svetlana was very cute back in the day.
     
  4. mikedanton

    mikedanton Banned Banned

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    I bet her ass smells real bad
     
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    God damn the Japanese really do love freak shows.
     
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    mikedanton Banned Banned

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    It seems obvious that the big gal was letting the little gal live for the purpose of giving the Japanese onlookers prolonged boners. But maybe I'm wrong.
     
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  7. BigMuffler

    BigMuffler Loli is love loli is life!

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    There were rules that forbid GnP and limited ground time if I'm not mistaken.

    Without those rules the tall cutie probably kills Ronda lol.
     
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    Who's Ronda's??
     
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    MMellini Aqui é Brasil porra

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    Svetlana should fight Gabi instead.
     
  10. BigMuffler

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    She's 47 now.

    If she and Lana Stefanac were still young they should have a mini-tournament with Gabi and Katsiaryna lol.
     
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    Not sitting through 17 minutes of a land whale falling on a child.
     
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    HHJ Jeg reiser til mørkets dyp der alt er dødt.

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    seriously japan? really?
     
  13. BigMuffler

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    It's like an anime. Schoolgirl vs titan.
     
  14. HHJ

    HHJ Jeg reiser til mørkets dyp der alt er dødt.

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    they are lucky that broad didnt have a heart attack in there
     
  15. Alex Hewitt

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    Does anyone even really care about WMMA
     
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    I hate women's MMA.

    Who wants to watch shit hags fighting for tampons?
     
  17. badascan

    badascan Pugnacious Audacious Moral Nihilist Platinum Member

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    Is that Gerard Gordeau in Svetlana's corner around the 5 minute mark?
     
  18. BigMuffler

    BigMuffler Loli is love loli is life!

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    Hey she was an actual athlete not just some random tall BBW, and she was only like 30 back then...
     
  19. HHJ

    HHJ Jeg reiser til mørkets dyp der alt er dødt.

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    she was an actual athlete.....who they are lucky didnt die of a heart attack in there
     
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    BigMuffler Loli is love loli is life!

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    You so mean to the titan. lol
     
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