Ronda Rousey can eat soup with chopsticks

[xP]

Ronda Rousey armbared an anaconda

 

[Codpiece]

Rousey can heel hook Oscar Pistorius.

Clever!

 

[Codpiece]

Ronda is actually Dana White

OK, now THAT is funny! Probably the funniest thing I've seen on Sherdog today.

 

[ArtOfWar]

Ronda could armbar the T-1000. Mario Kassar declined to put her in T2 because the movie would have been over in the first 5 mins.

 

[osudude]

Ronda is so fast, she can hit the light switch and be in bed before the room is dark.

That's against the laws of physics.

 

[Benoco]

Ronda is so fast, she can hit the light switch and be in bed before the room is dark.

This is like something Dana would say and he'd leave out the fact that it was daytime when she hit the switch.

 

[Fantastic_Man]

Ronda hip threw an entire burning building to save a baby inside... then armbar'd the flames.

 

[Gunny]

Jeesus H, there are a lot of Ronda threads today - all of them hate threads. It's really something how you guys have so much invested in her

 

[ejazahmednit]

Travis Browne makes his name off Honda Housey

Brendan Schuab's secret BJJ sensei is Honda housey

Ronda Rousey wore Brock Lesnar's meat suit to end undertaker's wrestlemania streak

 

[ObiWanSymbian]

I also heard that she can eat chopsticks with soup.

 

[RoscoeRufus]

Ronda sounds like a fat girls name

sounds familiar...

 

[Le Smish Smosh**]

Ronda Rousey will go down as the most over rated combat fighter of all time.

Don't break the flow asshole


Ronda taught Judo to her world champion mother.. before she was born

 

[Maiji]

I would do the sex with Rhonda!

 

[400lbKneeOnFace]

Ronda Rousey can fly and also went back in time to submit the Terminator.

 

[Chramelated]

Ronda can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

 

[Drew314]

Ronda is so fast, she can hit the light switch and be in bed before the room is dark.

That's against the laws of physics.

Umm.......

No it isn't. Technically, anyone can hit a light switch and be in bed before the room gets dark......

Spoiler

 

[Patrick Jane]

sounds familiar...

Lol, i wanted to post exactly the same.

 

[Drew314]

Ronda Rousey will go down as the most over rated combat fighter of all time.

Ronda Rousey will go down......

Spoiler

on Dana, Frank and Lorenzo at the same time to keep from fighting Cyborg

Spoiler

 

[shino]

Chuck Norris wears Ronda Rousey pajamas. RR has counted to infinity, twice! Crop circles are just RRs way of saying sumtimes corn just needs to lay the f*ck down. Jesus walked on water, but RR swam through land. I could do this all day.

 

[LordBarnaby**]

is normal. WoLf TiCkeTs