It's like reading Esquire. You absolutely need to write a book about this. You are so smart, and I am intimidated by your mere presence.
Your ability to create an emotional response in the reader gives me shivers down my spine. Who taught you how to formulate like this? I could swear I felt an Orwellian nerve in paragraph three.
The way you use images is like watching a hammer drive a screw through hardened plywood in one one hit. Such grace.
If you're still reading this, I'm only joking. You suck. I read nothing. Have a nice day, shitty troll.
You can keep the stuff about Esquire btw.