Roman and Dean: The Sitcom

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Season 1

Episode 1 ("The Fill-in") Roman gets snowed in while on a business trip to Maine, so Dean has to fill-in for him at Roman's daughter's Princess Tea Party.

Episode 2 ("Barefoot and Skeevy") Roman is skeeved out by how Dean's girlfriend (Renee Young) always walks around barefoot.

Episode 3 ("Crabmeat") Dean's favorite uncle (guest star Terry Funk) comes to visit and turns neat-freak Roman's world upside down. Meanwhile, Dean attempts to sell 150 pounds of imitation crabmeat that's about to expire.

Episode 4 ("Beer Thief") When Roman drinks the last beer that Dean had claimed, Dean padlocks his closet making Roman have to wear his work clothes on a date. [RollSonnenRoll]

Episode 5 ("The Reunion Part 1"): As their class reunion approaches, Roman and Dean plan an elaborate prank to get back at a former classmate, Seth, (guest star Seth Rollins) who was once their friend but betrayed them in high school so he could get the last spot on the student counsel. (Part 1 of 3.)

Episode 6 ("The Reunion Part 2"): The guys' plan for revenge blows up in their faces when their old vice principal (guest star Sergeant Slaughter) catches them and bans them from the party. But the former class prom queen (guest star Stacy Keibler) sneaks them in with some help from the class mascot - a Brahma Bull. (Part 2 of 3.)

Episode 7 ("The Reunion Part 3"): The guys finally get their revenge on Seth - and Vice Principal Slaughter - with an elaborate scheme involving pot brownies and pot-bellied pigs. Roman realizes he wants to be more than friends with Stacy.

Episode 8 ("The Phone Call"): Roman tries to summon the courage to call Stacy and ask her out on a date. Dean "accidentally" sets fire to their landlord's brand new RV.

Episode 9 ("The Cincinnati Chilli"): Dean offers to cook his Grandmother's famous chilli recipe for Stacy and Roman's first date. When he blows the kitchen up, Roman has to simultaneously go on the date and do a proper Samoan cookout. [RSR]

Episode 10 (Literal Nothing): Dean and Roman get a day off on the road a decide to sit back at watch NFL Redzone at Buffalo Wild Wings. Alyssa Milano Guest Stars. [Struggle]

Episode 11 ("The Cyrano"): After the disastrous Samoan cookout, Roman has one more chance with Stacy. Dean tags along to help his friend out Cyrano style, but gets distracted by a cock fight in the kitchen of the restaurant and wanders off ... waking up three days later in Mexico!

Episode 12 ("Vigilante justice"): Roman and Dean finally run in to their arch nemesis Rafi And Dirty Randy who have somehow become leaders of a Mexican Drug Cartel. Seth Rogen and Damien Sandow Guest Stars. [Struggle]

Episode 12 ("The Shovel"): Dean's boss (guest star Triple H) demotes his big upcoming push when he has no explination for missing 3 dates. Roman continues his 4 year search for the perfect hair conditioner after his favorite brand was discontinued. [RSR]

Episode 13 ("Girls Night Out"): Roman spends the evening with Renee and her friends (Eden, Natalia, and Tamina) to get some women's perspective on why his love life is in shambles. Dean drives a taxi for the night.

Episode 14 ("The ATL"): Dean's "no more strip clubs" promise to Renée is tested when Roman takes a returning coworker (guest star Chris Jericho) on a tour of his old football stomping grounds of Atlanta. [RSR]

Episode 15 ("The Tour Bus"): Excitement is in the air as Roman and Dean embark on their first road trip in their new Tour Bus... but they didn't read to small print, and have a few interesting, and unwelcome, travel partners. [Smigg]

Episode 16 ("The Neckbeards"): Roman and Dean attend Comic Con. Roman can't figure out why nobody will talk to him, while Dean seems to making tons of new friends. (Featuring guest appearances by Jim Parsons, Joss Whedon, and Phil Brooks as themselves.)

Episode 17 ("Bros before Hoes"): Renee wants to get the garden landscaped, but Dean doesn't want to pay for it. So he calls upon Roman to help him out. Just how hard can it be? [Smigg]

Episode 18 ("The Wings"): Roman works to reclaim his Samoan honor after losing a chicken wing eating contest (guest star Kevin Owens). Dean buys Rene Taylor Swift tickets....even though she didn't ask. [RSR]

Episode 19 ("Viva Las Vegas"): Roman and Dean head to Vegas to celebrate John's (guest star John Cena) bachelor party, however Dean rediscovers his gambling addiction and soon maxes out the duo's credit cards. Will Roman and Dean be able to afford Cena's bottle service? will they even make it back home? find out on the next episode. [Michaelangelo]

Episode 20 ("And The Rest is Internet History"): Roman's laptop stops working after a computer virus complete destroys it. Dean is in a race against time to replace it without Roman noticing, But is Dean as guilty as he seems? [Smigg]

Episode 21 ("Clip Show"): Clip Show. [Franciss Rossi]

Episode 22 ("Homecoming"): Roman wins two plane tickets to Samoa and decides to take his pal Dean with him to show him the land of his ancestors. But once there he finds that Dean, who took two semesters of the Samoan language at his community college, seems to fit in more than he does. Can Roman talk Dean out of getting a tribal face tattoo!? (Guest starring Haku and the Head Shrinkers) [Sivo the Ram]

Episode 23 ("Blind Date"):Dean needs laser eye surgery, but goes against Renee's advice and decides to go cheap, causing temporary blindness just before their "Date Night". So Dean gets Roman to guide him through the date without Renee finding out about his mishap, until Roman's crush shows up at the restaurant. Guest Starring: Carmella. [Smigg]

Episode 24 ("Betrayal"): Roman and dean are getting ready for their big match in the Andre the Giant battle royal but something is not right with Dean. [sammydanger69]

Episode 25 ("The iScam"): Dean's Ford Taurus is on its last legs. He decides to stage a car wreck with his buddy Ron (guest star R-Truth) to trick his insurance. Meanwhile Roman decides to get a MacBook off Craigslist to replace his PC. little does he know the owner of the MacBook is Stacy's ex. [Michaelangelo]

Episode 26 ("The Great Escape"): Roman visits his famous relative Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka in prison. Unbeknownst to him, Dean has been planning on breaking "Superfly" out! Will he succeed? (Guest starring Lou Diamond Philips as Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka) [Sivo]

Episode 27 ("On the Run"): After breaking out Snuka from prison, Dean phones his friend Miguel (Guest star Alberto Del Rio) to smuggle them across the border. Roman then loses sight of an ailing dementia laden Snuka who finds himself on a Japanese tour bus. [Michaelangelo]

Episode 28 ("Lucha! Lucha!"): Once in Mexico Dean and Roman are double crossed by their friend Miguel, who is actually an undercover officer hell bent on getting Snuka back in the slammer. In order to pay for Superfly's bail money Roman and Dean must enter a lucha libre tag team tournament. Can the friends win the tournament and free Snuka?! (Guest starring Mil Mascaras as El Santo) [Sivo]

Episodes 29 and 30: ("The Flight/The Wedding"): In a special 2-part season finale, Roman and Dean head to Denver for an old friend's wedding. But when their flight has to make an emergency landing in a Nebraska cornfield, they're not sure they'll make it. (Guest starring Mick Foley as "Mayor Mick" and Al Snow as "Al the Hobo"). In the conclusion, the guys make it to the wedding with a little help from a local crop duster (guest star Spike Dudley). But when they get there, Roman is shocked to find out the guys' friend (guest star Chris Hero) is marrying his old college sweetheart (guest star Maria Kanellis). Meanwhile, Dean livens up the wedding reception when he "accidentally" slips ecstasy in the punch bowl.

Bonus Episodes available only on the Deluxe Blu-Ray Box Set:

("The Veterans"): Roman and Dean's party reputation is called into question by a pair of Hall of Fame bar hoppers(guest stars Kevin Nash & Scott Hall). Is the duo up to the challenge to outlast The Kliq? [RSR]

("Linked"): Rome and Deano prepare for a short holiday to the Bahamas. At a coffee shop, Roman crosses paths with his high school sweetheart (guest star Alexandra Daddario). Things take an interesting turn for the worse when she presents Roman to his new boyfriend. (Guest stars Seth Rollins) [Fonx]

("Trash and Can´t"): After a three day bender in Kalamazoo, Dean wakes up in the local dumpster with just a puppy and a pair of scissors. Meanwhile Roman tries to cope with the fact that his highschool sweetheart is currently dating his archnemesis. [Fonx]

("Everyone has a Price"): Dean unknowningly takes a new job in a pyramid scheme, ran by a wealthy man (Guest starring Ted DiBiase, Sr). Dean tries to sell Roman on investing on this new opportunity. [Sexy]

("The Club"): Roman checks out a new bar down the street, and is delighted to be making lots of new friends ... not realizing it's a gay bar. Meanwhile, Dean tries to adopt a kitten for Renee, but comes home with a badger by mistake. (Featuring guest stars Orlando Jordan and Pat Patterson.)

("Roman's Cousin"): Roman begrudgingly breaks a date with the sexy girl in Apartment 12 to spend time with his nerdy, bug-collecting, video game obsessed cousin (guest star The Rock) as a favor to his aunt. Meanwhile, Dean and Renee take a magazine's compatibility quiz.

("The Kansas City Shuffle"): Roman wakes up dazed and confused. It´s the year 2000. A mysterious man tells him he must wear a skirt to the ring and lose a squash match to the new wrestling sensation. (Guest stars Vince Russo and David Arquette) [Fonx]

("Tee to Green"): Roman and Dean win a local radio contest to play in a golf outing at the local country club -where they're randomly paired with two eccentric millionaires (guest starring Vincent K. McMahon and Ted Turner) who both compete for Roman's friendship. Dean explores the caddy yard. [Sexy]
 
Season 2

Episode 1 ("The Kardashian Effect": On the hour-long season premier of Roman and Dean, the guys are in a disappointed funk because neither of them got the big promotion at work so Renee surprises them with a trip to Vegas to cheer them up. While relaxing at the pool, Roman meets Kim Kardashian. Things heat up when she tells Roman that Kanye is on tour in Europe and invites him up to her private suite. Meanwhile, Dean finds himself entangled in a card-counting scheme with a group of Harvard students, and Renee gets banned from the buffet for not wearing shoes.

Episode 2 ("Asian Invasion"): After coming back from Vegas, Dean is tasked with hosting two Japanese businessmen who are in town for a meeting with their boss (special gust stars Antonio Inoki and Shinsuke Nakamura). Roman bumps into the new neighbors who are from Eastern Europe (guest starring Lana and Rusev) and things get physical - but with whom?[Sexy]

Episode 3 ("Virgil the Koala"): Dean gets into a dispute with the crotchety old super of the building (Jim Cornette) when it comes to Dean's pet koala, Virgil. Renee tries to get Roman to go on a blind date with one of her friends (JoJo). [Sexy]

Episode 4 ("Vermin"): Roman threatens to move out when he sees a mouse in the apartment, and blames Dean for leaving half-eaten cheese sticks in the bathroom. Dean promises to take care of the mouse, but the exterminator he hires (guest star Jake "The Snake" Roberts) has a rather strange method of taking care of pests.

Episode 5 ("The Valet"): With Roman wanting a night to himself Dean heads out and is mistaken for a valet at a political fundraiser. Never one to turn down a joyride, what does the Lunatic Fringe have in store for NYC's most elite rides?[RSR]

Episode 6 ("The Movie"): Roman and Dean get cast in extras in a big budget movie filming in the city, but when the big star's (guest star The Miz) girlfriend (guest star Eva Marie) takes a liking to Roman, the guys' big break could be in jeopardy. Dean tries to sell pieces of the set on the black market; Renee gets banned from the catering table for not wearing shoes.

Episode 7 ("The Contest 2015"): Separated from Renee for 22 days on the European tour, Roman and Dean revive the classic test of wills. Roman thinks it's easy money until his childhood crush(Gust Star Trish Stratus) is a surprise guest on the tour. Are the Hounds of Justice truly masters of their domain? [RSR]

Episode 8 ("The Toy Drive"): At a Toys for Tots PR appearance, Dean gets overly into the wrestling trivia contest with Roman and loses it when a 7 year old on his team doesn't know who Bret Hart is. Renee is banned from speaking at the event for not wearing shoes. [RSR]

Episode 9 ("The Gift"): After receiving an early (awesome) gift from Roman on Christmas Eve, Dean realizes he completely forgot to get a present for his best bro and makes a mad dash for the mall before it closes. But when he runs afoul of the unique mall Santa (guest star The Great Khali) he might be out of luck. Roman receives a surprise Merry Christmas "sext" from Stacey and seeks Renee's advice on how to respond. Meanwhile, Renee is struggling to make a special imitation crabmeat Christmas Eve dinner for the guys and her visiting parents (guest stars Gerry Brisco and Pat Patterson (in drag)).

Episode 11 ("The Returns"). When Dean and Renee awkwardly run into each other exchanging the gifts they gave each other for Chirstmas, they decide to see who can buy the most useless, worst thing in the mall. Roman "accidently" leaves his brand new undisputed title out on the coffee table when Stacy comes over to get her phone she left during the party. Will the gold finally seal the deal for the super samoan? [RSR]

Episode 12 ("The Sales Pitch"): Renee gets deep into the MLM scheme of essential oils. When the doctor testimonial she promised at her sales party doesn't show up, she's left with only one solution! Can "Dr. Moxley" put her over her quarterly sales goals? Over a month later, the entire locker room is still on a Roman-induced "spoiler free zone" for Star Wars. [RSR]

Episode 13 ("iSpy") Devastated to learn that Stacy is now dating all three members of the New Day, Roman asks Renee to set him up with one of her friends. The date is going great until Roman realizes Renee's friend Carly (guest star Miranda Cosgrove) is live tweeting the entire thing to the fans of her ultra popular web show...and they all think he's a dork! Meanwhile, Dean takes a second job as a garbage man in order to win a bet that Renee doesn't even know they made.

Episode 14 ("The Pipes"): Roman finally gets a date with the 10/10 from his gym (Guest Star Maria Kanellis). Afraid he'll scare her off with his line of work, he tells her his broken nose is from a construction accident. All is well until the pipes burst in her Brooklyn home and she's asks him for help. Dean spending 2 weeks in a construction clean up job when he was 14 has him convinced they can fix it. Grab the hard hats because Hounds of Justice Construction Company is on the job! [RSR]
 
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Season 1 updated with more episodes that I found. Writing credit given in brackets after the episode. If no credit is given, it was mine. If there was no episode title given, I made one.
 
Not only would I watch this, but I would purchase the DVD set as long as it had the behind the scenes footage, audio commentary, deleted/extended scenes, and a Dean Ambrose wall poster.
 
There's a deleted scene for episode 7 on the blu ray

Someone put a turd in the punch bowl

Guest star Randy Orton
 
I would rather watch a sitcom with R-Truth & Big E. They could call it "Truth or Don't you DARE!!"
 
I so want this to be real.
 
Season 2 Episode 7 ("The Contest 2015"): Separated from Renee for 22 days on the European tour, Roman and Dean revive the classic test of wills. Roman thinks it's easy money until his childhood crush(Gust Star Trish Stratus) is a surprise guest on the tour. Are the Hounds of Justice truly masters of their domain?
 
I tought of it just now lol, should ask the guys to start a thread with the episodes.
 
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