rolling with guys

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  1. Jango

    Jango Yellow Belt

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    Ladies, I need your input. How the hell do you roll with hot guys? Between worrying about accidentally having sex during a roll and sneaking in the occasional dick-grab, I can't seem to focus on sparring. I feel like I have a mantra constantly running through my head, "thinkunsexythoughts, thinkunsexythoughs..."

    Sometimes I'll purposefully put myself in an armbar so I can have an excuse to drag my hand (palm-down, of course) out from between his legs, a.k.a. "working the escape." Of course, this just earns me dirty looks from the guys... Well, how the hell was I supposed to know they could feel the difference between gripping vs. groping??

    I'd rather just roll with other girls so I won't have to deal with this anymore. As much as I respect anyone who gets on the mat, I'll be the first to admit that I'm only human, and an immature one at that. I'd love to be able to roll, no-holes-barred, but I get how guys can feel uncomfortable with that.

    Side note to the guys: if you don't want me to feel you up, wear a damn shirt under your gi.
     
  2. Jango

    Jango Yellow Belt

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    Oh, is it supposed to be no-HOLDS-barred? Silly me.
     
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    lmao... nicely done
     
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    solid thread.
     
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    I can't stop laughing at work.

    OMG SHE POPPED LIKE 40 BONERS AND SHEZ AGURL
     
  7. BJJayhawk10

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    9/10. Good effort
     
  8. fourfif**

    fourfif** Banned Banned

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    lol....



    9/10
     
  9. An end for

    An end for Purple Belt

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    Sounds like I'll stop wearing shirts under the gi then!










    Unless you're a girl.
     
  10. lakergirl52

    lakergirl52 Yellow Belt

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    Jango-
    I feel your pain. It's sooo hard to concentrate when you rolling around with hot sweaty guys that have amazing bodies and don't wear cups....

    J/K

    Nice thread!
     
  11. BJJ 619***

    BJJ 619*** White Belt

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    Where do you train at?
     
  12. nkkny1

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    Hahaha!! :icon_chee Nice one!
     
  13. redaxe

    redaxe Silver Belt

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    lol, nice thread bnosam i mean Jango
     
  14. RacerX

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    It doesn't matter. Just be careful what you wish for. Especially if a guy nicknamed "Big Daddy" asks to roll.
     
  15. Neuro

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    10/10
     
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    Let's roll. ;)
     
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    I've been waiting all week for this thread!!
     
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    Best thread ever 10/10!


    PS PM me for private lesson.
     
  20. Jango

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    I foresee editing in your future :wink:
     
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