Rolled up newspaper defense!

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by KarateIsBest**, Sep 8, 2010.

  1. KarateIsBest**

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    I'm taking a magazine everywhere with me....

     
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    Ever heard of a milwell hammer? You need to piss on the paper and screw it up in a specfic and then you power in it.
     
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  5. KarateIsBest**

    KarateIsBest** White Belt

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    very effective..you could really hurt someone with it... it's like a small club.
     
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    Everything on the internet is true.


    EVERYTHING
     
  7. BJJsb

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    tune in for next week when we show how to defend yourself with nothing but a popsicle stick. and remember, keep your friends close, keep your newspapers closer.
     
  8. thegreenblender

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    Take the chair...lol. omg
     
  9. 3 dimensional

    3 dimensional Banned Banned

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    there is validity to this...

    knew a couple of people who got beaten in jail this way. (1) got his teeth knocked out.
     
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    lol. Thanks TS, good laugh.
     
  11. sanchezero

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    if it's so deadly and effective, why did that guy keep getting back up?
     
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    People in jail make shanks out of newspapers by pissing on them and turning them really tight over and over. It becomes hard as a rock.
     
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    WTF is that?
     
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    If you want to kick someones ass and they told you that they had AIDS, would you fight them?
     
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    Nope but he can still get ran over!
     
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    lol........yeah true....

    but even though it's pretty funny, the mullet guy has some good points on how to avoid fights... I guess if Bas was telling us exactly what this guy was saying, people would listen...
     
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    lmao funny... the internet is all my news, I have no weapon anymore!
     
  19. Darkslide632

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    A magazine is ok, but I just prefer to use my keys.

    [YT]V8wxwqtRgSk[/YT]
     
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    I'm just saying - papercuts hurt like hell...
     

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