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"WELCOME TO THE MACHIDA ERA, YAAAAA BOOOOOOOOY"
"RONDA ROUSEY IS A ONCE EVER ATHLETE, YAAAAAA BOYYYY! SHE'D BEAT HALF OF THE 135LB MENS DIVISION! HER BOXING IS SUPER ELITE DUDE!"
"THIS NGANNOU MAN, HE'S GOING TO BRING IN THE TYSON ERA! HE PUNCHES HARDER THAN ANYONE EVER HE'S GOING TO BE UNSTOPPABLE YAAAA BOYYYY"
"MIGHTY MOUSE IS THE GREATEST FIGHTER I'VE EVER SEEN AND I'VE SEEN THEM ALL!! THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS BABY YAAA BOOYYYYYYYYY"
Seriously, he's been around MMA forever... is he ever going to stop fanboying out for all these fighters?
And before people say "durrrhhh it's his job herp a derp"... no, it's not. He's a commentator. Have some integrity