Rogan gets all euphoric on his birthday

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  1. Davey Crockett

    Davey Crockett Mane, Firmino, Salah

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    The goat ladies and gents
     
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    Hallucinogens are known to give flashbacks.
     
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    Really? <{dayum}>
     
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  4. phoenixikki

    phoenixikki Brown Belt

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    So he was basically congratulating himself for being such a great comedian.
     
  5. Haj01

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    This is the Joe Rogan experience.
     
  6. ArtOfDrowning

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    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BIRTHDAY IS HURT!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHH BIRTHDAY IS OUT COLD MIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
     
  7. MarloStanfield

    MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    he looks like shit
     
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    Joe "Egomaniac" Rogan jerking himself off. Wow such news, much threads...wow
     
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    Looking leather-faced though.
     
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    Hilarious how giant his ego is yet he thinks he's really down to earth.
     
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    Out of all the things he has done like having great success with JRE or him being a great UFC color commentator, he instead talks about his comedy side. The guy is a god awful comedian.
     
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    well no because
    *brings the mic closer*
    every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
    i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
    *looks over at the screen*
    look at that ...
    yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds
     
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    if you don't think chimps would steal babies and eat them you haven't paid attention to the literature.

     
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    He's been doing comedy half his life, and he'll get the hang of it any day now
     
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    Rogan, you make money being a retard. Don't make it more than it is.

    Happy birthday, I guess.

     
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    you know there's no ladies on here.<LikeReally5><TrumpWrong1>
     
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    I´ve got the impression that Joe´s sweat smells really bad, like piss and old tobacco, from all the toxins and crap that comes out due to his chemical diet.

    Btw happy birthday Joe.
     
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    one of the WORST "comedians " alive. he fucking sucks
     
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    Joe has his good and bad, but I fucking hate his comedy. Happy birthday.
     
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    Joe Rogan right now:

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