Road Steak

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  1. jefferz

    jefferz Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    So there I was, driving home from work. I seen a bunch of stuff on the road, but figured it was garbage until I got up closer. I get out to look and to my surprise, it was steak strewn all over the road.
    I picked one up and they were still frozen so I gathered them all up. The expiration date on them is 3 months away. I opened one and it smelled ok, they're all still sealed.
    I live in a very, very rural area and found them on a gravel road so the odds that someone fucked with them first is nil to none.
    What say you sherdog, would you trust it?
    Here's the haul, it's Natural Choice brand.
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  2. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Dang, a couple of those look like tenderloins.
     
  3. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    Cops are on to you ts. Textbook steakout
     
  4. jefferz

    jefferz Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    There's a box of New York strips.
     
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  5. Mocesting The Delapitated

    Mocesting The Delapitated Death, Gore & Grindcore Platinum Member

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    Steak?

    Yea...I'm sure...

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  6. punky brewster

    punky brewster Red Belt

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    Damn, nice haul. I'd be grilling everyday for the next week.
     
  7. PRESIDENT TRUMP

    PRESIDENT TRUMP MCGA

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    eat em all at once. if theyre poisoned, you still die a happy man
     
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  8. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Enjoy.
     
  9. Kalmah

    Kalmah Gold Belt

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    Feed em to the wife and kids first as a dry run.
     
  10. Eazy123

    Eazy123 Black Belt

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    Grilling kills bacteria or some shit so oh yeah go for it
     
  11. Peteyandjia

    Peteyandjia Winter Orchid Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    I only eat the world's greatest steaks.



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  12. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    As long as theyre sealed then I'd chow down
    Cant be anything on that road thats worse than the bacteria in the slaughterhouse
     
  13. lts5025

    lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    Since they were still frozen you should be good.
     
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  14. Fedorgasm

    Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    If they're still sealed and frozen then I don't see how you can go wrong.

    Inspect the package closely and look for any needle marks in case some psycho injected it with anthrax..... In fact, if you wait for it to thaw, then squeeze the package hard, that should reveal any tiny holes, because the juice would leak out.

    And if the packaging has branding, like it's from a legit company and not packaged in some psycho's basement, then you're good to go.

    Enjoy your road steaks!
     
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  15. Exi

    Exi Dark Web Sys Adm/n Banned

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    Just go for it, it's only your life at steak.

    This thread will get a mention at the Darwin Awards
     
  16. melvinj0

    melvinj0 Gold Belt

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    Probably fell off a truck, odds are they are ok to eat. Id go for it.
     
  17. Osculater

    Osculater Black Belt

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    Microwave them to kill off the toxins and eat it with some cold ketchup and mayo
     
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  18. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Black Belt

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    conor by KO rd 1
     
  19. jefferz

    jefferz Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    There was 4 flat boxes and the big box that those 4 go in on the road. The steaks themselves don't have a brand, but have an expiration date. Brand name was Natural Choice.
     
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  20. choke you

    choke you strangulation belt

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    Bbq one up for a friend before you try them
     
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