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Rise of the McGreGOAT State

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by liquidfire, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. liquidfire

    liquidfire Purple Belt

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    Let us all become testament to the times of McGreGOAT and declare in GOAT's creed

    The true GOAT has finally arrived. The false GOATS of the past, BROCKTOBER, MACHIDA ERA, "I back trust me I back" Silva has fallen and the few remaining false GOATS of The Weidman and Jose Aldo will soon fall to the CONOR War wagon.

    We now declare the establishment of the McGreGOAT State, we are not here to take part we are here to obliterate all the false GOATS.

    We also release the McGreGOAT 5 months plan. In 5 months the McGreGOAT State will become GOAT of a all mma fans by the will of McGreGOAT.

    As you seen in the past few months, the McGreGOAT unstoppable lightning warfare in less than 2 minutes defeated the biggest and most powerful unbeliever outside of the top 5 rankings Dustin Porier.

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    Then the McGreGOAT State advanced towards the pagan worshippers of Siver and easily won in 2 rounds.

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  2. MilesAbove

    MilesAbove Gold Belt

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    dmtpanic Brown Belt

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    Hail Conor!
     
  5. Elysianwing

    Elysianwing Mr. Mojo Risin' Belt

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    He can't have his own state, he isn't American. Maybe you can negotiate with Ireland, and get them to cede him some independent Irish principality.
     
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    Hespect Housey** Green Belt

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    Lyrics to this incantation?
     
  7. liquidfire

    liquidfire Purple Belt

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    Welcome to the McGreGOAT brother!
     
  8. Talon81

    Talon81 Brown Belt

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    You failed to mention the GOAT that supersedes all GOATS, including Conor. I know you left him out on purpose because your skin will burn at the mention of his name, but if you spell it out you may yet survive. Spell it out with me now:

    F....E....D....O....R
     
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  9. liquidfire

    liquidfire Purple Belt

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    FEDOR is a false GOAT, the words of Dana White says so.
     
  10. pjswmkj

    pjswmkj Green Belt

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    8/10 solid effort
     
  11. Talon81

    Talon81 Brown Belt

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    Well Dana is all knowing and ever-truthful.... you got me. I repent for having failed to see such an obvious truth.
     
  12. Ultimacy

    Ultimacy Blue Belt

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    TS how does Dana White's **** taste?
     
  13. Toco

    Toco Steel Belt

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    wtf man
     
  14. Talon81

    Talon81 Brown Belt

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    Why would you even want to know that? Thinking of trying it yourself?

    Don't get all offended. I agree with the concept of your post, just giving you a hard time about the delivery.
     
  15. surgeyou1

    surgeyou1 Welcome to the Machida Era...Part Deux

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    We forgive you.

    Conor bless.
     
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    Streetz Gypsy Platinum Member

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    I'm a firm believer in Conesie's talent; dude has that 'it' factor that only a choice amount of fighters in the pseudo-sporters league possess. I just think that this will all end badly for all you zealots. Very, very badly.
     
  17. liquidfire

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    Even after witnessing the McGreGOAT miracle vs Siver last night you still doubt the existence of the GOAT?
     
  18. jase0910

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    So, needed one more of these, did we, TS? Saw a gap and filled it, huh? The front page has been lacking in Conor fellation lately, so good on you to step up and come up with something original. McGreGOAT.... Hmm, clever play on words. Come up with that yourself? Oh, and great job couching the post in regal, almost religious, undertones to emphasize the reverance you and your little friends hold this person in, giving it a sort of mindless, cult-like quality. Was that what you were going for? I haven't seen it done quite like that a million other times. Kudos! And I look forward to learning more about this McGreGOAT.
     
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    wlu29 Banned Banned

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    Baal does not approve
     
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    ib313 Imagine a Dystopian UFC

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