Ring Worm: My Story

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So I have ring worm. I couldn't think of where I got it since I sanitize a lot. So I was at the gym today and I washed my hands and then went to pull the lever on the paper towel dispenser. The handle is usually wet because people wash their hands before getting paper towels so I usually just use my arm. So I went to do this and booyah! I put my arm almost exactly where I have ring worm, on my arm. Anyone else experience this?:redface:
 
I can tell who the 5 views were.
 
I don't wash my hands after I shit or piss. You know how many germs there are? I don't care about infecting you guys, I don't wanna catch anything. ;)
 
I know some guys that got ringworm from wrestling mats. Thats the first I have ever heard of anybody getting ringworm from a towel dispensor. That's freakin' scary!!!
 
Rjkd12 said:
I don't wash my hands after I shit or piss. You know how many germs there are? I don't care about infecting you guys, I don't wanna catch anything. ;)
you're a dirty mother fucker aren't you?
 
I'm somewhat of a germ freak ever since watching National Geographic's "The Invisible World" in 7th grade back in the day.

I do the arm action to get paper towels sometimes too. Never again. Never...ever...again.

Thanks for the heads up. :icon_lol:
 
You grapple long enough, you'll get it. Buy some Lamisil. It's not that big of a deal if you catch it early. Now, if you wait until you have a hoola-hoop on your neck, then you gots problems.
 
Rjkd12 said:
I don't wash my hands after I shit or piss. You know how many germs there are? I don't care about infecting you guys, I don't wanna catch anything. ;)

Same here, only I dont flush, and write my name in shit on the walls. It is fun though, to sit on a steaming pile of your own shit for about 15mins, while you finish that last article. If you haven't tried it, I suggest that you do.
 
I got ringworm when I was wrestling on my left side of my face that cause me to pop a blood vessel.
 
Aren't you the same dude who got bit by a poisonous spider?

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no worm would want to be inside me, so much toxic gas, its like WWIII inside me...
 
AxeGrinder said:
no worm would want to be inside me, so much toxic gas, its like WWIII inside me...
It's not an actual worm. It's just bacteria. :)

Anywho, I had a related story but since it wasn't something that happened to me personally, waiting for the Post Reply button was long enough to forget what the hell I was going to say.

So to be fair, here's something I heard on the radio. The topic was Wierdest Think to Happen to You During Sex. Well, one of the callers called up and starts his tale. His sister was on top and enjoying the ride when he felt something tickling his upper leg... but her hands were on his shoulders so he looks and it's a huge fucking wolf spider skurrying around on his leg.

Needless to say, the spider went flying and that's all she wrote.
 
So to be fair, here's something I heard on the radio. The topic was Wierdest Think to Happen to You During Sex. Well, one of the callers called up and starts his tale. His sister was on top and enjoying the ride when he felt something tickling his upper leg... but her hands were on his shoulders so he looks and it's a huge fucking wolf spider skurrying around on his leg.

Is it just me or is "his sister" the most frightening part of that tale?
 
I just bought my car up in the hills of NC. I was listening to the radio on the way back. Yeah.
 
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