I dont get the hype over these sammies. they aint that good. A good Club Sandwich is 10x better. But people seem to be buying the Ruben Hype right now and it needs to stop.
sauerkraut is disgusting
Uhhh you forgot - Ze Germans: Sauerkraut.You're having the wrong reuben then, bro. They're fucking amazing. Also, what a terrific way to bring together historically warring countries!
Corned beef: Jews
Russian dressing: Russians
Swiss cheese: Swiss
Rye bread: Lots of fucking people (Russians)
Stalin would shit his pants if he had a delicious reuben.
There are plenty of better sandwiches to choose from
So many that you failed you mention a single one