News Retarded Man Gets Confused And Tries To Save Jesus

[minute bull]

The song was everything to this awesome shit show lmao

I can't believe God set this comedy to O Fortuna. Which is why I'm going to hell.

 

[ShinkanPo]

The Terminator sent back to save Jesus Christ absolutely does not stop until it whacks Pontius Pilate in the head with a cooking pot

Haha

 

[j123]

Proof Romans were cans, if this drunk disciple smashed those manlets with just a jug #alpha

Also, this is how Peter imagined how things would go down when Jesus got arrested
but instead he just ran away like a pussy and yelled at some girl that he wasn't part of the Jesus Southside Crew when she said "hey i think i saw you with him, wasn't he your homie?".

 

[Kandyland]

That would explain why @weed hasn't logged in in a few days. Probably trying to sober up.

 

[Sleestaxk]

@Vulcan I'm all out of likes thanks for making my morning