Reccomend a Funny Book for a Prisoner

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  1. Uptown Swinger

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    My cousin is locked up and I want to send him a joke book.
    Can any of you geniuses recommend me a funny or joke book to send him???

    I'm expecting: "How to Obey The Law - For Dummies" . . . LOL
    But any serious answers will be appreciate as well.

    Fun Facts:
    He was locked up with Rae Carruth and Carruth was his barber.
    My cousin is no longer in that prison.
    Yes Carruth is a scumbag for what he did.

    Thanks,
    US
     
  2. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX victorus aut mortis Platinum Member

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    Wait a second, who the fuck is this Carruth guy and why is your cousin in the slammer, what did he do its important for the book recomendation
     
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    This is Good Shit!!!!
    Thanks - I'll probably order it today..HAHAHAHA

    "Why do Prison Guards laugh three times when they hear a joke?
    Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it."
     
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    I discovered two of the funniest books I ever read in my life when I was locked up, Catch 22 and Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
    Still two of my all time favorite books
    Also read Catcher In The Rye in there but that wasnt so funny
    Tried to read Macchiavellis The Prince but that was fuckin stupid so I stopped
     
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    GOAT prison movie.
     
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    You're Raiders nation, that's understandable.
     
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