Really conflicted about cutting my hair

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  1. IloveTHIS

    IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    For the longest time, since I was like 16 I've always grown my hair out really long and then when I get tired of it I buzzcut it as low as possible. Well the past few years I just kept growing it out and now I have long beautiful hair that goes down past my shoulders almost to my nipples. Its the longest my hair has ever been by far. I'm not going to lie, it looks feminine but the girls complement it all the time.

    I'm tired of it and want it gone, but all the attention it gets from girls gives me serious pause. Plus I will likely never have it this long again at any point. I also see all the threads from our fellow baldbros on here and almost feel like it would be a disrespect to them to have such glorious hair and just cut it off.
     
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  2. Grassshoppa

    Grassshoppa Purple Belt

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    Long hair, talking about your nipples, admit it looks feminine. Perfectly normal thread.

    Camping time.
     
  3. steve38

    steve38 Black Belt

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    Don't pass up the opportunity to rock a bitchen mullet, at least for a few days, before you cut it all off.
     
  4. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    You could probably keep it long and just have it transplanted to your nipples.
     
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  6. IloveTHIS

    IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    listen pal theres nothing gay about looking beautiful sorry Im not a middle aged balding slob with a beer belly

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    Pics or didnt happen and you are a bald sherdogger.
     
  8. IIIIIIII

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    lol. dude, i wouldn't keep that hair just for the ladies. i guess maybe, if you're single. but what happens if you get with a chick who really likes you for your hair? you'll probably feel like you need to keep it, in order to keep her around. i think you should do what you think makes you look good. living life to make others happy will keep you miserable.
     
  9. Sir Galahad

    Sir Galahad Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    Stop being a sissy and do it.
     
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  10. IloveTHIS

    IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    I get what you're saying but I dont keep it just for them. I keep it because I'm an attention whore and like the compliments/attention. But it would be almost orgasmic to just cut it all off and not have my head feel weighted down or wait an hour after bathing for my hair to dry
     
  11. Mr Mojo Lane

    Mr Mojo Lane Brown Belt

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    Are they asking you about split ends, conditioner you use, etc?
     
  12. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    This guys always dealing with some major issue. Stressful life.
     
  13. Krixes

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    It grows back man....
     
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  14. IloveTHIS

    IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    I dont know if I would really classify indecisiveness about getting a haircut as a major issue bro

    yea but its like a 2+ year long commitment
     
  15. Stalkingsquid

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    Get dreads first. Then you never have to wash your hair. Then when your a disgusting dirty slob with dreads shaving them all off will feel even better
     
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    Ponytail bro. Shit'll be out of the way, dudes'll think you're some kind of Seagal-esque martial arts god, and anytime you need to impress a girl you just bust out the Fabio and start waving it around in slow motion with the sunlight shining through it and shit
     
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    You should braid it, get corn rows.
     
  19. IloveTHIS

    IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    That shit is horrible for the scalp. Can cause hair thinning
     
  20. MikeMcMann

    MikeMcMann Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    ^^^ Perfect example of typically Sherdogger self image.


    Actual picture of Sherdogger as he appears to others.

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