"Realistic" fantasy fights that would have Uncle Dana licking his lips

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    1)Sage Northcutt vs Logan Paul at WW


    Logan Paul walks around at 180 and probably wouldnt be a huge fan of cutting weight, but could shave at least 10 pounds with the help of Dolce Bro Science

    Theyre both young prospects and would be a classic striker vs wrestler matchup

    2) Snoop Dogg vs George Roop at LW

    Too tall skinny strikers with long reach.

    Snoop has been training MMW for a while, but lets give him a washed up George Roop as an easy first opponent

    3) Brock Lesnar vs Greg Hardy

    Another classic striker vs wrestler matchup

    It all comes down to whether Greg can land on Brock early and hurt him, while using his athletic ability to avoid takedowns. Based on Hardy's NFL ability and experince going up against much stronger NFL lineman who try to take him down on blitzes, he should have great TDD

    4) Keanu Reeves vs Mickey Gall at WW

    Rumor has it that Keanu has been training BJJ for a long time, and with his action stunt background, he also has decent striking - example John Wick, and can probably absorb damage as well

    Mickey loves to take on the celebrities, but after CM Punk and Sage, lets see how he does against another skilled BJJ practicioner
     
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    Conor or Brock vs anyone.
     
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    Why not CM vs Logan Paul?
     
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    Wont be surprised if mickey gall calls keanu reeves out in his next fight , even if he calls out steven seagal still i wouldnt be surprised
     
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    Artem Lobov vs Nick Newell

    Conor's best friend finally matches up with someone of equal reach with Newell who will draw in a lot of eyeballs.
     
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    Oscar De La Hoya vs. Bob Arum bareknuckle fight promoted by the UFC
     
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    That would be the highest selling fight of all time. Legions of boxing fans would buy that shit to see Floyd get owned....so would all MMA fans.

    He'd probably pull a Bob Sapp
     
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    You're forgetting Trump vs. Hillary + Bernie. That shit would sell way more. Billions of people around the world would pay for a Trump fight.
     
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    bro i just noticed from your AV that dana looks like eric cartman LOL
     
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    Sage and Logan already have twitter beef

    Plus Sage looks like Guile and Logan like Ken from Street Fighters
     
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    Thank you but who would Ban fight?

    Ban vs Dana...get it bandana, like the scarf hat?
     
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    Interesting fights, however different genders and weight classes

    Would have to take place in WWE?
     
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    Realistic.. The two guys from karate kid would be great
     

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