Real Sex on HBO

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  1. jeffk

    jeffk Brown Belt

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    I don't normally get that show. It is like a documentary on sex related topics. If I want to watch I documentary I will watch a documentary that covered a more serious topic. If I normally want to watch porn, i would rather watch porn. The show often attempts to try to do too much.

    I watched the best of Real Sex and there was one part where a lady was going at it with a male doll sex toy. She was going to town and had a great big orgasm. That part was better than 97% of all porn because she was into it and not some terrible actress. She had a great body too. Never seen a male sex doll before. You would think it would have a vibrator type device rather than just be a hard dick.

    I think they said they cost about $6000 bucks and take 80 hours to make. No, I am not thinking about getting one. Just makes me think that there are some weird fucking jobs out there. It would take a lot of skill and artistic ability to make one of those things.
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    damn. that does sound erotic.
     
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    Thread Im Da Best Mayne

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    You mean the show that's been running reruns since 1993?
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    Really, they haven't had any new episodes since 1993? I didn't know that. I usually flip the channel when I see it is on.

    Btw, I did a quick google search and found the 3 hot ladies with the man doll segment as my first hit. It looked like it was made in 2005 (that is still pretty old).
     
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    i used to watch that late at night during middle school when my parents were away that and late night cinemax its amazing how easily excited you can get when you're young
     
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    Haha! That shit was gold back then, now I can't even stomach 5 minutes of that crap.
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    i could probably still watch that now if i had cable.
     
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    Thread Im Da Best Mayne

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    Oh I dunno. Maybe the latest episode is from 1996. Either way that show is old as fuck. It's funny watching it now though to see the hair and fashion from back then. One thing is constant is that people were freaky back then as they are now. I like the episodes where couples go to some sex guru love camp and have an orgy.
     
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    wow, that show is old do they still show it?? I remember that was the show I would always tune to at night when I didn't have HBO and had to watch the static in hopes to see something.
     
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    I know. Now it takes a midget, a hooker, a tranny, a donkey and about 2 hours
     
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    Real Sex used to fill 85% of my spank bank when I was younger. And I definitely remember that scene with the 3 hot chicks and the man doll. She definitely had a big o. Her vinegar strokes face for the world to see. Nina Hartley was in the part where they filmed a swinger's retreat.
     
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    Never found it fap worthy
     
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    That show introduced the world to f---ing machines.
     
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    Velasquez FC Sea Level > Altitude

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    Don't watch that show, it's such a huge tease.
     
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    They stopped making new episodes? If I were to get HBO, this show would be one of the shows I'd get it for. I only saw a few episodes during the free HBO promo days.
     
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    Pretty sure that was the beginning of my porn collection. Many faps were had.
     
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    They can keep showing me Katie Morgan specials though.

    Katie Morgan >>>> Real Sex
     
  18. Sum

    Sum theres a lot of things that can kill a man

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    TS you have the oddest way of writing things. And the topics you churn out are always equally weird..

    The way you switch off focus in each of your threads and your use of very simple sentences really gives me a strange vibe about you.
     
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    Sum theres a lot of things that can kill a man

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    I figured it out. You write like one might an expect a perverted autistic person to write if he wrote exclusively stream-of-consciousness style.
     
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    Yea, I think I saw that one too. If I remember correctly the chick that was fucking the sex doll is a porn star by the name of Amber Michaels. She does indeed have an incredible body.
     

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